Every beer barrel is a tiny universe where yeast strive for survival, excreting alcohol, unwittingly doomed to consume themselves into oblivion. Perhaps they have conferences to try and do something about it, yet none succeed. amirite?

+31 Every beer barrel is a tiny universe where yeast strive for survival, excreting alcohol, unwittingly doomed to consume themselves into oblivion. Perhaps they have conferences to try and do something about it, yet none succeed. amirite?

by hermannsophie 1 week ago

Are we the yeasts in a beer barrel?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Once we die off, the aliens are gonna come and harvest the plastics. /s

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Maybe they could do that now?

by hermannsophie 1 week ago

So who's gonna drink us in the end?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne." -Kurt Vonnegut

by adolphus40 1 week ago

The man with the answer to everything.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Are we just a big keg for some alien frat party???

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't think we need to worry about yeast being sentient just yet

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Even the empty and/or unused barrels?

by Several_Can_2718 1 week ago