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Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Imperio.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Of course, you could always get Felix Felicis.
One drink, and you'll get lucky all night.
by Anonymous12 years ago
not needed, i don't need potions to get lucky with someone.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your cousins don't count, Ross.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wasn't talking about my cousins, talk to your mom she might know something about it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
She's 55 and has had 5 kids. You need higher standards.
by Anonymous12 years ago
i guess you don't know your real mother yet.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm pretty intimate with yours, no worries.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Who would witches go to to report that? Aurors? Maybe the Misuse of Magical Artifacts office?
by Anonymous12 years ago
You don't report it, you wait until you father a child to grow further and further apart and eventually break free from the love potion and never come back. That way the child, who will become an orphan, will foster an underlying dislike for his heritage and muggles and soon turn into a horrible homicidal maniac bent on destroying all traces of wizards/wizards without an ancestry in magic. Then you smirk quietly in your grave, knowing that you've exacted the best revenge possible on the cause of your problem.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): But you sold the locket!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hear avada kedavra and reducto used in conjunction with each other works wonders.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In this case, witches seem to be the ones who use them more.
by Anonymous12 years ago
True. I guess I was thinking in terms of human date-rape. Witches seem to be more aggressive than female muggles.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You could always drink poly juice potion, and then masturbate...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Expecto patronum, think of something happy and your "wand" lights up.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And "wisps of silvery mist" shoot out...
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): Naw, mines a full patronus ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why do you think they call it the "Shrieking Shack"?
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Because people go there to rape those under the influence of love potions, that's why!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): YOUR MOM!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Muscle Man): WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUNG MAN?!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Muscle Mom): YOUR MOM!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Muscle Man): This whole conversation has been brought to you by the possibly mentally disturbed Chauncy Pickles.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What name would that be? Chortling Myrtle?
Because she is laughing at how ridiculous the size af your "wand" is and how inexperienced you are when it comes to using it for pleasure.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Rohypnol? More like Ronhypnol http://instantrimshot.com/
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I heard of one of those, it's called "Harry's Hairy." Pop one of those, and you'll be lost in his forbidden forest.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ok, since everyone's just gonna post a bunch of Potter puns, here's a shitty song full of them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH4WqkGkSQ
Ok, I'm done, I'm gonna go watch Scooby Doo.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I like this one better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlUt7DCs0-s
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): That one's good, but this is my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
by Anonymous12 years ago
I totally wasn't expecting that [!]
by Anonymous12 years ago
"What are you looking at?" "The moon...(dreamy voice) Isn't it beautiful?" "Divine..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Personalized Date Rape Drugs, They'll be moaning your name for hours ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Potd sucks.
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Reoccurring comment reoccurs
by Anonymous12 years ago
Interrupting cheese interr-CHEEEEEESE!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or licks, depending in the potd's gender.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not the date rape drug, the "consensual" love-making drug.
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