If you are really white, like me, then you are jealous of all fantastically tan people. But you wouldn't go so far as to fake n' bake. amirite?

I live in the sunshine state, so i'm not jealous of people with tans, I'll just go outside. Also, whats the need for places to have 24/7 tanning? If I want/need a tan, I'll just wait til the sun comes up. Whats the possible situation where it would be 3am and I'm like shit I need to get a tan post haste!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

158193 (PierToNowhere): Well aren't you just lucky, haha. I live in michigan. And yeahhh, haha fake n bakers just look orange.. not attractive.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I've always heard of this "Michigan". I can't tell the difference between a real tan and fake tan. I just assume they're all fake because of the classy women in my area. If I see tan lines or they look like they've been to the beach... well I just make an educated guess on that one.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Haha, yes this "michigan" is quite a white filled state. its either really hot or really cold, so most people tan when they can. Hahah i think i'm pretty good at spotting the real ones.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Michigan could be pretty sweet. I'd want to live as close to the border of Canada though. Well in any state that borders Canada, I'm skeptical about Montana, Idaho, or North Dakota. I'd have to check local laws, weather patterns, soil quality, cost of living and land. Lots of factors, but then there might be no point of me living near Canada.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hah whats so interesting about Canada? Its just damn cold up here. Thats pretty much how it is. Summers are way hot, winters are way cold... Its not that fun.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Universal Health Care, Hockey, Decriminalization to the point of legalization, Beautiful scenery, Change of place, less Urban Sprawl and the furthest I can get from here. Hot I can deal with cold, I'll work on it.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Well, damn. Thats quite a few reasons, bro

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Bro, I'm telling you, Canada is epic.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Bro, I'm telling YOU, up north sucks balls.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I embrace my paleness :D

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Fake n' bake xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not sure how white you have to be to be 'really white' so I didn't vote, but I'm happy with my shade of white.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly, I'm so jealous of tanned people, but only because its natural for most of them; I laugh at fake orange faces :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude I live in Mexico, in a desert, and Im really really pale. But I love my skin, and I'd never want to tan. Never. Im not jealous girls who get tans. It looks great on them, but its getting a fake tan its just not for everyone

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Imprace the whiteness of us pale people. Think of it this way, we are all just white crayons. Were amazing and everyone is jealous. But what really sucks is that during sports i have to put on like a thousand pounds of sunscreen becuse i burn so easily.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Im like the queen of tanning

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pale and proud. In NZ, it's kind of hard to tan. You either don't get tanned or you get super painfully sunburnt, and I don't want skin cancer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't care about being tan at all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'm indian. my skin at its palest looks like a white person's tan, so i hate getting any darker 'cuz then i look african. i'm glad i live near chicago, 'cuz for most of the year it's pretty hard to get tan

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dont mind being pale, I think people who fake tan look absolutely ridiculous, like its november I know thats not natural.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

love my whiteness! embrace the snow!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like bein pale :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm usually jealous of tan people but now I've figured out I can't-nor will I ever be-tan so I'm just going to have to rock the paleness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago