They say the moral of "The tortoise and the hare" is 'Slow and steady wins the race'. The moral should really be 'Never take a nap during a race", amirite?

+495 They say the moral of "The tortoise and the hare" is 'Slow and steady wins the race'. The moral should really be 'Never take a nap during a race", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or don't be a cocky asshole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Morals for a lot of stories and songs are about sleeping. Take "It's raining, it pouring, the old man is snoring." Moral? Don't sleep in the rain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

moral of the story is don't be an over-confidant douche bag

by Anonymous 12 years ago