+495 If you want to make something magical, just add wings to it. Horse becomes Pegasus, lion becomes griffin, and hawk...becomes a DOUBLE HAWK, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Something my friend said the other day. If you know who came up with it, tell me. I give them full credit for it. I just thought it was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(watchb4uvote!): Demitri Martin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DOUBLE HAWK...WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAN?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a UNICORN becomes a pegasus. just a little transfer error im sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pegasi don't have have horns though..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a flounder can move its eyes to the other side of its head but a unicorn turning into a peagusus cant have its horn disappear?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Thats almost as ridiculous as a unicorn turning into a Pegasus. I mean, it's a unicorn, its already pretty magical on its own. Why would it even want to turn into a pegasus? Preposterous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so what's a unicorn? how are they er, made?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, when a daddy unicorn and a mommy unicorn love each other veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy much....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous (lmao) so why are griffins special in that they don't take that course?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what do you mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg this is a repeat WORD FOR WORD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

in b4 crazy Demetri Martin fans

by Anonymous 13 years ago