-7,154 Shaving your head and growing a beard is almost as bad of a knee jerk reaction as a comb-over. amirite?

+7,262 Souvenirs given by others are worthless. amirite?

+7,155 It should be a crime to remove the World Trade Center from any media. amirite?

+7,017 College Admissions Need Published, Guaranteed Thresholds, amirite?

+11,779 sometimes, cookie dough is better than the actual cookies, amirite?

+12,951 There should be a universal symbol to put at the start of an email that means "I just wrote you a huge long email but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version", amirite?

+10,449 There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't, amirite?

+11,997 Life's not a bitch, life's a beautiful woman. You just call her a bitch cause she wont let you get what you want, amirite?

+9,450 Dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel, amirite?

+11,637 Hooters: because chicken tastes better with a boner, amirite?

-11,010 It's sad if you haven't had your first kiss by 14, amirite?

+11,271 Not having had your first kiss by the age of 14 is normal, amirite?

+10,926 Everything that has raisins in it would be better if the raisins were M&Ms. For example, a box of raisins, amirite?

+11,836 When you finish a book that you really like, it's kind of sad, amirite?

+11,985 When people cry in movies, they look beautiful, but when you cry in real life, your face gets all red, your eyes puffy and then there is the whole snot thing, amirite?

+11,928 Picking up something light when you're expecting it to be heavy is a weird sensation, amirite?

+8,838 When fat people watch porn they cum when the guy delivers the pizza. amirite?

+10,296 "Get well soon" cards aren't really as nice as they sound. It's like saying "I want you to get well, but not just yet. Stay sick and suffer for a bit longer." That being said, if we had cards that said "Get well now" they would sound very demanding. We just need cards that say "I heard you were sick. That's shit.", amirite?

+11,313 If life is "like a box of chocolates", then where's the little diagram to show where the good stuff is? amirite?

+11,346 You get nervous when you put keep answering the same letter on a multiple choice test, amirite?