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I remember the first time I looked up **... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch ** at least 3 times a week now.

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How the **** would you know. The Mayans didnt predict this. Their calendars were destroyed and burned when the spanish conquered them. THey couldnt finish it, so it that is your reason, way off.

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Oh my gosh. I just realized that if you flip 3.14 backwards, it looks like the word "pie" O.O

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ihearandomusic ihearandomusic

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You have got to be kidding me. You stole that from somewhere, MLIA most likely, and you know it. Pretending like you "just realized it". ** please. My ** you "just realized it". Does your mother know you lie on the internet? Because Jesus certainly knows and he won't be having no mercy on you come Judgment Day

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And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

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I understand the deer and eye, did you just pull robot out your ****?

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AppleZach AppleZach

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Well I'm not gonna pull "robot" out of YOUR ****. Who knows where that's been?

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Who's "they"?

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Them. As in the ones who shot JFK. The ones who built the Easter Island statues. The ones who made Stonehenge. The ones who sunk Atlantis. The ones who built the pyramids. The ones who are in Area 51. The ones who found the Fountain of Youth. The ones who hacked the Playstation Network. Them. They say it.

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I'm 'bout to go hunt yo' damn kindergarten teacher down 'cause ** did NOT teach yo' ** or nothin' 'bout how to EE-NUN-SEE-ATE yo' damn ABC'S. EASY AS 1-2-3.

Shit, gurl.

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This makes my inner grammar Nazi curl up in the fetal position and sob tears of agony.

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Cairo what you mean.

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Tut, tut. Nile shoot the next person who makes a bad Egypt pun. I hope this scarabs anyone out of it who sphinx they can be funny with stupid jokes.

Not to get in the pyramiddle of all this, of curse.

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also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

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newbie newbie

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no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.

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Haha, well there is this guy and if he were my boyfriend, and just stays and does the same he is and does now, I would be the happiest girl ever existed. Yeah, I know, he'll never like me, but I don't care :D

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Princess_Peach Princess_Peach

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Is it Mario? Because he's been busting his **** for you for over 25 years. Take a hint.

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So now Asians are not allowed to have ****?

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I hate all the overused spoof versions of the song. por ejemplo: I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYOOO I'LL TAKE A ZERO -_-

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We gonna vote this up, we gonna post all night, we gonna hype shit up cuz this is amirite

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