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Why did Sarah drop her icecream? Because she was hit by a truck.

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KatieKatie KatieKatie

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Why did Anna fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Anna.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide behind a tree and make carrot noises.

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If I move to Mexico, I must learn Spanish. If I move to Italy, I have to learn Italian. If I move to Germany, guess what? I have to learn German. Son of a ****, look at that! If you move to America, you have to learn English. You don't have to forget your native language, as that is completely unreasonable. Just learn English because all business is conducted in English. Only in America does that majority have to change and adapt to accommodate the minority.

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X-Men:Evolution, Static Shock, Recess, Chalk Zone, Pepper Ann, Angela Anaconda, Batman Beyond, As Told By Ginger, Braceface, The Mummy:The Animated series, Llyod in Space, Sagwa, Filmore!, and Juniper Lee to name the less popular ones.

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Or if it had a more up-to-date translation.

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Yo dawg, so den, Jesus was all up like, turning dat water into beer, and his decipals were like, "YEA-YA, PARTY UP IN HERRRRE!"
aww yeah, and some lepers and shit.

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not needed, i don't need potions to get lucky with someone.

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Your cousins don't count, Ross.

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This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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It's sad how you had to put "not to be racist" in front of a non-racist post. Says a lot about society...

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Lkun Lkun

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Not to be racist, but I'm eating some potato salad right now.

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I really don't get it... Agh I'm an idiot. Explain it? Please?

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Well, the "I'm feeling Lucky" part refers to the act of caressing the Lucky Charms cereal mascot. In the past decade, there have been countless claims that Lucky is sexually exploiting the young children that continually keep the cereal away from him. One of the more prominent cases, Lucky vs. Hot Blonde ****, was a case that involved the famed mascot's alleged sexual and violent relationship with one of the girls. The rape charges were dropped but Lucky was in fact charged with child abuse. Nowadays, the "I'm feeling Lucky" phrase has come to mean "I'm feeling imprisoned," because he's spent the last 16 months in Rainbow County jail.

I hope that clears things up.

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I just say bless you. It's more a common phrase to me than a religious thing.

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SamanthaaJ SamanthaaJ

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Really? Huh. I think they should say something like... I dunno... maybe "Ew. Blow your nose, you disgusting ape. Your mother is a waitress and your father smells like acai berries."

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that's the only resources I gave. I'm not straight edge considering I'm sexually active, I drink occasionally, I sneak out a lot (but I do have a reason to do so), and I skip my 7th period class a lot. I'm not saying I'm bad or anything. I'm not but I'm not "straight edge" either.

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Ok I'll tell you what. You keep drinking and **** and sneaking out and skipping classes and shit, and I'll keep doing my weed thing, and a few years from now we'll see who used their brain cells better. K? K.

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What person in their right mind would use that acronym?

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SpearmintMilk SpearmintMilk

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I know! I'd only use my left mind! I also hate when people write "IDK" They really think "I'm Donkey Kong"?

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The only reason you are incapable of faith is because you don't want to have faith because people hold onto science and worldy things so much. If you actually TRY to believe in Him I'm very sure you'll find Him...

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0__________________0 0__________________0

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why don't you stop shoving your religion down their throats and telling them that they're wrong? just because they dont believe what you believe doesnt make them bad people. they just dont WANT to believe, and the fact that you feel the need to force it on them only makes them not want to even more.

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@480223 (Laurenlaurenlauren): Just because some of us haven't smoked weed doesn't make us less mature. Hi, I'm a senior in highschool who doesn't smoke weed.

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asdijojioiojioxj

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Okay. Hi. I'm a college student who doesn't give a shit.

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