About me.
As many of you, I started with FML, then MLIA, then here. This site is really where I feel at home; with other sarcastic, cynical, clever people.
Facts about me:
My real name is Maitiu Sexton. No one has ever pronounced it right on the first try
Don't take anything I say seriously... unless I'm being serious.
When I first meet somebody, I have a tendency to find flaws with them as I talk to them
I'm extremely repetitive
My self-esteem is through the **** roof. You can call it conceited all you want, but I love myself
I play the guitar. Ladies?
I'm awful at talking to girls, but that's okay because they have cooties anyways
97% of my friends are girls
Metal music > everything else in the universe
I'm extremely repetitive
I hate a lot of things, but I don't sit around and **** about them all day
I'm a Nerdfighter
I hate being sad, so I stopped being sad. As a result, I also stopped being happy. Now I'm numb
I'm not afraid to admit that I am was am a chronic masturbator
Now I'm addicted to sex
My record for solving a Rubik's cube is 47 seconds
I can do the clover thing with my tongue
I can do a lot more with my tongue 
Innuendo makes the world go round
I work at Culver's
I'm extremely repetitive
If you guess my age right, I'll give you a cookie
If you're reading this far, message me right now. I love making new friends.
+19Happiness should not be seen as a
destination in life, but rather as the
entire journey.
+18You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
+16The amazing feeling that comes with getting a paycheck is what makes you spend it all...
+8“You don’t find customers
for your products. You find products for
your...
+6You know it's time to force quit when
the rainbow spinning wheel of doom shows
up on...
+2It's not bad to be in an environmental career and still like sports cars amirite?
+3Women probably would have been just as
terrible and oppressive as men had our
species'...
+3We all have particular pet peeves when
it comes to grammar and punctuation.
For...
0Hank has a great relationship with his
daughter amirite
+3Women probably would have been just as
terrible and oppressive as men had our
species'...
+91The patron saint of poverty is St.
Nickeless, amirite?
+97It amazes you how cruel and insensitive
some people can be
+22It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
-8You would like to be a disciple
+6Ryan Dolan did not deserve to finish
bottom. Sure the song wasn't the best,
but it...
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