About me.
As many of you, I started with FML, then MLIA, then here. This site is really where I feel at home; with other sarcastic, cynical, clever people.
Facts about me:
My real name is Maitiu Sexton. No one has ever pronounced it right on the first try
Don't take anything I say seriously... unless I'm being serious.
When I first meet somebody, I have a tendency to find flaws with them as I talk to them
I'm extremely repetitive
My self-esteem is through the **** roof. You can call it conceited all you want, but I love myself
I play the guitar. Ladies?
I'm awful at talking to girls, but that's okay because they have cooties anyways
97% of my friends are girls
Metal music > everything else in the universe
I'm extremely repetitive
I hate a lot of things, but I don't sit around and **** about them all day
I'm a Nerdfighter
I hate being sad, so I stopped being sad. As a result, I also stopped being happy. Now I'm numb
I'm not afraid to admit that I am was am a chronic masturbator
Now I'm addicted to sex
My record for solving a Rubik's cube is 47 seconds
I can do the clover thing with my tongue
I can do a lot more with my tongue 
Innuendo makes the world go round
I work at Culver's
I'm extremely repetitive
If you guess my age right, I'll give you a cookie
If you're reading this far, message me right now. I love making new friends.
+14Colors are just colors, it is sso stupid how people say you can't wear this color...
+13You want the time stamps on the posts
back. Amirite?
+14Sometimes the simplest things seem amazing, amirite?
+11You should be able to see what everyone
else votes like after you vote. Not
the...
+1If you can't see the image it's not all that funny anyway.
+2To those who have seen the movie Cast
Away: Wilson was the most chill
character in...
+3People who do a running-commentary when
watching tv, not just the ads but the
shows as...
+3You're not friends with your second
cousins. In fact, you barely know them.
Amirite?
Sometimes things that get not enough recognition should get more, and things that get...
0K-Pop scares you. Just a little.
Amirite?
-14It's annoying when they put minorities like black people in tv/movies just to prove...
+38It's all about perspective. Amirite?
+25It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+2You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
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