+16You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
+7Happiness should not be seen as a
destination in life, but rather as the
entire journey.
+7The amazing feeling that comes with getting a paycheck is what makes you spend it all...
+5Sometimes you feel like the last piece
of pizza when nobody picks you for
something...
+5“You don’t find customers
for your products. You find products for
your...
0Sometimes the end of a friendship hurts
more than a breakup, amirite?
0Everyone is so hung up on smaller/fit people judging large, or overweight people and...
+4You know it's time to force quit when
the rainbow spinning wheel of doom shows
up on...
+16You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
+65Amirite could make a strikingly easy
transition into being a dating site,
amirite?
-2Dreadlocks are sexy, amirite?
+46The Dark Knight Rises wasn't the best in the trilogy.
+49It seems like it takes forever for enough birthdays to pass for you to be 21, but...
-31It amazes you that people believe in god
and the bible in this day and age
+22It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
-9You would like to be a disciple
+6Ryan Dolan did not deserve to finish
bottom. Sure the song wasn't the best,
but it...
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If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife and yell "SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!" Sounds way cooler than the usual "Nothing you?!", amirite?
13350 Comments +662 / 96%
*starts cutting open a watermelon*
"What? This thing is way overripe."
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If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife and yell "SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!" Sounds way cooler than the usual "Nothing you?!", amirite?
13350 Comments +662 / 96%
And if you want the joke to do really well, go ahead and stab the guy a few times, just for kicks and giggles.
+9697126 Reply
You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?
5640 Comments +760 / 93%
Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.
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HastyCroissant
Pixar is making Finding Nemo 2... How could they lose Nemo again? amirite?
416 Comments +324 / 98%
jman123TV
Nemo is a teenager and wanted to touch more butts
+186190465 Reply
It's annoying when people have no sense of personal space, amirite?
5214 Comments +497 / 97%
what movie is this from?
011 Reply
In response to “what movie is this from?”
FInding Nemo.
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We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?
12775 Comments +1,122 / 97%
That's when I start looking around for the person they're actually talking to.
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It would be really convenient if you could text 911, because in a situation where you have to be quiet a phone call is not generally something you would do, amirite?
214 Comments +365 / 100%
Police: 911, what's your emergnc?
Caller: A mam is too young to bill me!
Police: Im sry?
Caller: HAH AUTOCORRECT!
Police: LOLOLOL
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Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?
120106 Comments +1,202 / 96%
THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS ANYONE HERE A JEW?!?!?!?
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People say that marijuana is good for you because it's natural, but they don't realize that just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Wanna know what else is natural? Bears. amirite?
113233 Comments +897 / 94%
Anonymous
You're currently arguing with a guy who thinks all drugs should be legal. So I really don't care about that argument.
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Anonymous
In response to “You're currently arguing with a guy who thinks...”
Please join a debate team. Not because you'd win, but because it'd be hilarious.
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Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?
10279 Comments +413 / 65%
Male
Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?
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**** Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
357129 Comments +1,655 / 95%
You had me at "**** Boy Scouts."
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The Pope
Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?
26190 Comments +1,544 / 97%
Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.
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HastyCroissant
In response to “Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.”
That's when the rolling part is crucial. You must continue to roll until the doors open. This may take a while and you may get many "What the **** are you doing?"s, but stick at it. Do not reply. Just keep rolling.
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ActionMan
Snoopy was planking before it was cool, amirite?
10282 Comments +1,482 / 97%
Hipster.
+82820 Reply
In response to “Hipster.”
I used to eat pie before it was cool but I burnt my tongue :(
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There's no manly way to put on ChapStick. Even if it's on fire and you're fighting a bear, you still look slightly feminine, amirite?
14799 Comments +1,611 / 95%
Dumblewhore
"Hey Billy, pass me a beer man I- *FWOOOSH* OH ** AAHHH AHHH ** FIRE AHHHH AHHH!"
" JOHN LOOK OUT IT'S A BEAR!"
"**** WHY ARE BEARS ATTACKING ME THE SECOND I SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FOR NO APPARENT REASON?"
"**** MAN IT'S SMOKEY "
"DUDE THIS FIRE IS CHAPPING MY LIPS, PASS ME A CHAPSTICK"
"BUT JOHN, THE BEAR AND-"
"BILLY I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR GIVE ME THE **** CHAPSTICK!"
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If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
255107 Comments +1,558 / 95%
Anonymous
That is right I am robbing the place in my pajamas
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stepdom
In response to “That is right I am robbing the place in my pajamas”
I even put pictures of myself around the house to throw them off
+3984121495 Reply
If a robber ever breaks into your house, just pretend to be one too, and you guys will have a good laugh and hug and he'll leave, because you had first dibs. amirite?
255107 Comments +1,558 / 95%
Anonymous
That is right I am robbing the place in my pajamas
+2252411632 Reply
stepdom
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this **, eating those ** crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
369164 Comments +1,995 / 98%
Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too **** LICKER!
+290292298 Reply