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Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have fat rolls, cellulite, a double chin, and thighs that touch, etc amirite?
Offensive, huh? Well it's also offensive when you tell girls they aren't attractive for being the opposite. Different strokes for different folks.

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"Hey mom meet me at the suicide booth at 12, I'm gonna kill myself cause I hate life, k?" "K son I'll prepare the funeral."

No just no. This is so wrong on so many levels. It's like you're encouraging people who have suicidal thoughts to just easily kill themselves, and providing an easy way to do so without feeling guilty. And I bet it'll be way worse for the parents to actually watch their child kill themselves and not being able to do anything, then coming home and finding them dead due to suicide. "This is the best way" you say? No it **** isn't, suicide should never be the answer to anything, no matter what you're passing through.

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I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop ****. I asked why, and he said, "Because I'm trying to check for testicular cancer!"

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Harper Harper

This is what Billy Mays' tombstone should say, <strong>amirite?</strong>

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Then half of his body should be somewhere else near by and that head stone should read, "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE."

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That's a bit extreme, I think. Most parents deserve basic respect. If you're talking back and being a ****, I think they have a right to tell you not to talk back to them. When you're no longer a dependant, you no longer have to worry about these rules. But until then...And this is a lot coming from a guy whose mom took him to an exorcist when he came out.

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Originality_is_Dead Originality_is_Dead

In response to “That's a bit extreme, I think. Most parents...

Unfortunately, not really. They just don't talk about it, anymore, which is honestly better than the alternative. But thank you for the well-wishes. :)

Yes, she took me to an exorcist. But she didn't even have the patience to go through the right channels, so she took me to a back-door exorcist. She paid a priest directly to do it. As an opera major, I have had to learn a lot of Italian and Latin, so I decided to **** with them. When he started the prayer, I began twitching, drooling, and speaking in different languages. My mom yelled, "HALLELUJAH!".
..........
After a dead silent drive home, my mom let the car idle while we sat in the garage. Looking at me with tears in her eyes, she whispered, "So, Zachary...How do you feel?"
I acted like I thought really hard about the question:

"Well, Mom...I kinda feel like sucking a ****."

She didn't talk to me for three days.

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"Are you having ****?"
"Holy shit Mike & Sully?? I'm sorry you guy had to see that."
"No! It's cool! Put that thing back in her ****, or so help me!"

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How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

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( hello ) = (hello)
( un ) = (un)
( angry ) = (angry)
( lolwut) = (lolwut)
( ono ) = (ono)
( goo ) = (goo)
( yum ) = (yum)
( frown ) = (frown)
( d ) = (d)
( smirk ) = (smirk)
( wary ) = (wary)
( no ) = (no)
( hmm ) = (hmm)
( hehe ) = (hehe)
( cool ) = (cool)
( l ) = (l)
( Y ) = (y)
( n ) = (n)
( love ) = (love)
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

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If you have your clocks on the 12-hour setting, you have two wishes because 11:11 comes twice. One "the world won't end" wish and one super-wish of your choice.

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Sun Sun

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Yeah but what if my clock is set to chronos?

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"Hey Billy, pass me a beer man I- *FWOOOSH* OH ** AAHHH AHHH ** FIRE AHHHH AHHH!"
"SHIT JOHN LOOK OUT IT'S A BEAR!"
"**** WHY ARE BEARS ATTACKING ME THE SECOND I SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FOR NO APPARENT REASON?"
"**** MAN IT'S SMOKEY SHIT"
"DUDE THIS FIRE IS CHAPPING MY LIPS, PASS ME A CHAPSTICK"
"BUT JOHN, THE BEAR AND-"
"BILLY I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT GIVE ME THE **** CHAPSTICK!"

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I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

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Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop **** telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.

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BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

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