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I thought they put thru to appeal to their uneducated customers

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BigTRex BigTRex

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"Hey Betty.. What's that word right there? Drive.. Therouh?"
"I don't know Mike, I think it's one of those fancy people words."

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

You know who the Hash-Slinging Slasher is, <strong>amirite?</strong>

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It's the slash bringing...sash ringing...the trash thinging...mash flinging...the flash springing...bringing the crash thinging...THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! *eats hands*

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Unless your Josh.
Then you repeat something for emphasis. EMPHASIS!

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UPHILL WHILE CHASING THEIR BUS! BWAHAHAHA!

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EpicFlameSword EpicFlameSword

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I believe the laugh you are looking for is "mwahahah"
For future reference:
BWAHAHAHA = laughing so hard im going to explode
MWAHAHHA = evil laugh
HAHAHAHA = very funny
JAJAJAJA = Yo hablo espanol
TEEHEE = I look cute when I laugh
HEEEHEEE = funny, but not super funny
(hehe) = I speak amirite

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Did anybody else cry because it reminded you that the day will come when you'll never see your friends again?

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Nope. You're all alone and now you're replying to your own comment you sad, lonely, creepy ****.

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StickCaveman StickCaveman

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It's funny because MLIA used to be lame and boring until everybody started using it to share awesome stories, so this mission IS possible.

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My friend, to you I offer a special recipe. The ingredients include:
1/4 cup butter
2/3 cup brown sugar, firmly packed
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup Karo dark corn syrup
3 eggs, beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 single crust pie pastry, unbaked
1 1/2 cups pecan halves.

You need to start out by laying a large frying pan on high heat on the front burner of your stove. Leave this to heat up, and begin cream butter and sugar together until it is light and fluffy fluffy; then add the salt, corn syrup, eggs and vanilla. Line a pie pan with pastry dough, I prefer Pillsbury, though you can always make your own, and sprinkle it evenly with pecans.
Pour the mixed filling over the pecans, covering them completely. Place this in the oven to bake at 450 degrees. Now I'll turn you back to your first step. Coat the pan it evenly with a tablespoon or so of butter. Now take this pan and smack it against your face repeatedly.

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Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?

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"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."

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There was a side, to Smokey, that I never knew, never knew, when you talked to me, it was never true, never true, and no matter how many fires there were you would always win, always wiiiiin

BUT I SET FIIIIIIIIRE TO THE FOREST
WATCH IT BURN, **** THE EPA

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That's a bit extreme, I think. Most parents deserve basic respect. If you're talking back and being a ****, I think they have a right to tell you not to talk back to them. When you're no longer a dependant, you no longer have to worry about these rules. But until then...And this is a lot coming from a guy whose mom took him to an exorcist when he came out.

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Originality_is_Dead Originality_is_Dead

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Unfortunately, not really. They just don't talk about it, anymore, which is honestly better than the alternative. But thank you for the well-wishes. :)

Yes, she took me to an exorcist. But she didn't even have the patience to go through the right channels, so she took me to a back-door exorcist. She paid a priest directly to do it. As an opera major, I have had to learn a lot of Italian and Latin, so I decided to **** with them. When he started the prayer, I began twitching, drooling, and speaking in different languages. My mom yelled, "HALLELUJAH!".
..........
After a dead silent drive home, my mom let the car idle while we sat in the garage. Looking at me with tears in her eyes, she whispered, "So, Zachary...How do you feel?"
I acted like I thought really hard about the question:

"Well, Mom...I kinda feel like sucking a ****."

She didn't talk to me for three days.

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You're currently arguing with a guy who thinks all drugs should be legal. So I really don't care about that argument.

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kerouac kerouac

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Please join a debate team. Not because you'd win, but because it'd be hilarious.

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