Click "Yeah You Are!" to vote for Obama, and "No Way!" to vote for Rommey. Let's see who wins this! amirite?
I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus.
They put some creepy pictures of Shel Silverstein on the back of his children's books, amirite?
There's something about that smile that says "I know what human flesh tastes like."
McDonald's drive thru: Because when you're eating there, three more letters is just too much exercise, amirite?
I thought they put thru to appeal to their uneducated customers
"Hey Betty.. What's that word right there? Drive.. Therouh?"
"I don't know Mike, I think it's one of those fancy people words."
You didn't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day, or a father on Father's Day, so shut up. Amirite?
I didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day :(
You know who the Hash-Slinging Slasher is, amirite?
It's the slash bringing...sash ringing...the trash thinging...mash flinging...the flash springing...bringing the crash thinging...THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! *eats hands*
Saying something twice doesn't make it any funnier, amirite?
Unless your Josh.
Then you repeat something for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
Its wrong that a 7th grade girl at my school is pregnant with a 5th grade boy, amirite?
How in the world is she going to give birth to a 5th grade boy???
If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
UPHILL WHILE CHASING THEIR BUS! BWAHAHAHA!
I believe the laugh you are looking for is "mwahahah"
For future reference:
BWAHAHAHA = laughing so hard im going to explode
MWAHAHHA = evil laugh
HAHAHAHA = very funny
JAJAJAJA = Yo hablo espanol
TEEHEE = I look cute when I laugh
HEEEHEEE = funny, but not super funny
= I speak amirite
The no-tear shampoo doesn't work when watching Toy Story 3. amirite?
Did anybody else cry because it reminded you that the day will come when you'll never see your friends again?
Nope. You're all alone and now you're replying to your own comment you sad, lonely, creepy ****.
Mywhiteproblems.com is cool but they should make a site like that for other ethnicities. Like myblackproblems.com and they could post stuff like "I don't know who my baby's daddy is"; or myjewishproblems.com: "I lost a penny"; and myasianproblems.com: "I got an A-", amirite?
Should just be "Myethnicproblems.com" and have different categories for different ethnicities.
I can't believe you just came up with a politically correct way to be racist.
Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?
It's funny because MLIA used to be lame and boring until everybody started using it to share awesome stories, so this mission IS possible.
My friend, to you I offer a special recipe. The ingredients include:
1/4 cup butter
2/3 cup brown sugar, firmly packed
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup Karo dark corn syrup
3 eggs, beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 single crust pie pastry, unbaked
1 1/2 cups pecan halves.
You need to start out by laying a large frying pan on high heat on the front burner of your stove. Leave this to heat up, and begin cream butter and sugar together until it is light and fluffy fluffy; then add the salt, corn syrup, eggs and vanilla. Line a pie pan with pastry dough, I prefer Pillsbury, though you can always make your own, and sprinkle it evenly with pecans.
Pour the mixed filling over the pecans, covering them completely. Place this in the oven to bake at 450 degrees. Now I'll turn you back to your first step. Coat the pan it evenly with a tablespoon or so of butter. Now take this pan and smack it against your face repeatedly.
It's possible for a girl to have a dress that shows off her curves, but still reminds people that she can read, amirite?
"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"
Pixar is making Finding Nemo 2... How could they lose Nemo again? amirite?
Nemo is a teenager and wanted to touch more butts
Worlds shortest horror story: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. Amirite?
I like this one better.
Worlds shortest horror story:
Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?
Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?
Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room, amirite?
One girl thought rice came from a rock.
I thee not.
Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?
"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."
If you were a prostitute, you would wear glow-in-the-dark underwear to illuminate the dark alleys you scour at night, amirite?
Feeling good about your body and having confidence feels better than a piece of cake will ever taste, amirite?
You can be confident and love your body and still be fat...
You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?
There was a side, to Smokey, that I never knew, never knew, when you talked to me, it was never true, never true, and no matter how many fires there were you would always win, always wiiiiin
BUT I SET FIIIIIIIIRE TO THE FOREST
WATCH IT BURN, **** THE EPA
Telling your child to not talk back is the verbal equivalent of chaining your opponent to a wall, stabbing him repeatedly, and saying "Ha ha! I sure won that fight!" amirite?
That's a bit extreme, I think. Most parents deserve basic respect. If you're talking back and being a ****, I think they have a right to tell you not to talk back to them. When you're no longer a dependant, you no longer have to worry about these rules. But until then...And this is a lot coming from a guy whose mom took him to an exorcist when he came out.
Unfortunately, not really. They just don't talk about it, anymore, which is honestly better than the alternative. But thank you for the well-wishes. :)
Yes, she took me to an exorcist. But she didn't even have the patience to go through the right channels, so she took me to a back-door exorcist. She paid a priest directly to do it. As an opera major, I have had to learn a lot of Italian and Latin, so I decided to **** with them. When he started the prayer, I began twitching, drooling, and speaking in different languages. My mom yelled, "HALLELUJAH!".
After a dead silent drive home, my mom let the car idle while we sat in the garage. Looking at me with tears in her eyes, she whispered, "So, Zachary...How do you feel?"
I acted like I thought really hard about the question:
"Well, Mom...I kinda feel like sucking a ****."
She didn't talk to me for three days.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me... unless the words are "Hit him with these sticks and stones.", amirite?
Or or or or or or or or or or or or or or
if you attend hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
Suicide booths in Futurama aren't a bad idea. We should have those, except in a more humane way, maybe even facilities that would provide a sure method(euthanasia) and a goodbye ceremony like a funeral, in which the close ones could grieve over the loss, but also be assured and comforted by the suicidal that this is the best way. This would prevent a lot of failed suicides and a lot of unexplained deaths that cause guilt and confusion. It's a good idea, amirite?
You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-and-Drop, America's favorite suicide booth since 2008.
It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
What would happen if you drove through chinatown?
Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.
People say that marijuana is good for you because it's natural, but they don't realize that just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Wanna know what else is natural? Bears. amirite?
You're currently arguing with a guy who thinks all drugs should be legal. So I really don't care about that argument.
Please join a debate team. Not because you'd win, but because it'd be hilarious.
+13Rain is fantastic background noise,
+10Forcing unwilling people to dance is
bad. Forcing unwilling people to sit
+9If you want a stable relationship you
should just buy a horse, amirite?
+8Looking at your old posts and comments
is like taking a trip down memory lane,
+5If you're going to check someone out, at
least have the decency to attempt to do
+1Xbox One Unveiling: Disappointed so
far. I want a game console not a fancy
+3If a pimp has an illegitimate child, he
should be called a pimple, amirite?
+2Religious people: you don't view your
religion as a way of ascertaining
+2The best way to get in shape in a week
before Summer is to get a month head
How can I stop a verbal (adult) bully?
Why do girls have trouble being friends
with other girls, compared to [girls]
M&M's or skittles?
ONLINE SHOPPING IS THE BEST,AMIRITE
Why is it so hard for some people to
differentiate between your and you're?
+4You wouldn't trust a cosmetology student
to do your hair, amirite?
+106I try to get in at least 30 minutes of
talking about exercise every day.
+69It's truly amazing that, after all the
that the human race has gone through
Which game will beat them all?
+317It's awesome when you get the movie
theater all to yourself, amirite?
+20It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
-9You would like to be a disciple
+6Ryan Dolan did not deserve to finish
bottom. Sure the song wasn't the best,