Huh...Anybody going against Edward Sissorhands would lose.His hands are basically sharp scissors.As far as Edward Cullen, He would lose because in order to kill a "Vampire" (If that's what you want to call them) You have to rip up the body parts and burn them. So, I think Edward Sissorhands has the upper hand when it comes to the "Ripping of the body parts".
Cullen, being gay, would try to hold Edward's hand, and end up getting hurt. Then he would cry and run away. Edward, being a sympathetic, although artificial, creature, would shed a tear for the harm he had caused. But then he would go cut some hair.
You are right, but Edward Scissorcrab beats all. His hands are crab claws. Love me...
and edward just sparkles like a princess
i hope so... reading the twilight series made me hate edward cullen more
Duh, his hands are weapons.