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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

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All I taste is shame.

Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.

Anonymous +137Reply
@Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.

I wanna try too! Take your dick out of my mouth. 69 FTW!!!!!!

Anonymous -7Reply

I don't have arms you inconsiderate asshole.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +88Reply
@Serg I don't have arms you inconsiderate asshole.

I don't have an asshole you inconsiderate douche

Anonymous +65Reply
@I don't have an asshole you inconsiderate douche

I don't want to have this turn into a combo so, inb4 a comment about not having a douche.

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@Brettward95 You forgot the

I don't have a (troII) you inconsiderate Brettward95.

@Brettward95 You forgot the

Aren't the comments stupid enough??

Anonymous +6Reply
@Serg I don't have arms you inconsiderate asshole.

I don't have a penis.

Just thought I'd get that out in the open.

@TheShamWowGuy how do you type...?

How do YOU type? I mean...your fingers are moving around to the exact place you want them to? It's blowing my mind.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +3Reply

Aah, you got me this time...

i did this to my sister a minute ago and she slapped me.

Anonymous +64Reply
@pellicanpelvus the love button...

I think this is from before the Love Era.

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +47Reply
@eldorito I think this is from before the Love Era.

oops, im new to this site, i thought they always had a love button

so.....i did it and i actually could taste salt. so i clicked YYA. then i found out in the comment that it's actually a ploy to make you do some sick gesture.

but i tasted salt.... wary smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +58Reply
@Dinosaurs Semen is supposedly salty...

Mmhm "supposedly"...I bet you know exactly what it tastes like

Anonymous +19Reply
Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Dinosaurs I'm abstinent and don't enjoy penis bye.

How would you know you don't like something if you've never tried it?

@ravensrule How would you know you don't like something if you've never tried it?

That doesn't work when it comes to sexualities, my friend.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are +7Reply
@ravensrule And why not?

Sexuality isn't Schrodinger's Cat. You don't say "I haven't tried to have homosexual relations yet, so I could be gay, but I also haven't had heterosexual relations, so I could be straight, but I can't know until I've tried both." That's just not how a person's sexual preferences works.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are +7Reply
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@Dinosaurs Semen is supposedly salty...

Fact: Eating pineapple makes your sperm taste better...

a little tip for everyone out there that wants to get dirty...

@Yes! I had some today, what does it do for girls.

I don't know..
maybe your period blood might taste better... but I don't think anyone will test that theory out..

@DandyLion I don't know.. maybe your period blood might taste better... but I don't think anyone will test that theory out..

I am truly disturbed right now. * insert throw up emocticon here
Wouldn't ours taste better as well?

@Dinosaurs This comment reminded me of the period blood in the punchbowl.

Eww and your comment reminded me of that voodoo spell period in spaghetti.
This needs to stop.

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@1564667

That's what she said.

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@1565416

What do you think you're doing? There's still a good 50 comments you HAVEN'T replied to. POTD changes in an hour.
GET A MOVE ON!!!

i just tried it! you really can! this is soo coool! and i will take loads of pics!

Anonymous +51Reply

Lol Anthony, trolling a thousand more people by making this POTD.

I did this for about three minutes before I realized what I was doing. Then I didn't stop. hello smilie

I still don't get it. Maybe because I pretended with an actual salt shaker.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +39Reply

I was all like "Why is this POTD? Who THE HELL pretends to shake salt in their mouth?" Then as I was about to try it I was like "AHHHHH. BITCH YOU AIN'T TRICKING ME THIS TIME."

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +38Reply

good thing i've heard it before

@litapd311 good thing i've heard it before

why'd you NW? just because you've done it before doesn't mean it won't taste like salt this time ....

troll smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +53Reply
@litapd311 good thing i've heard it before

You just got Favvkes'ed. Yeah bitches it's a verb now. When you get troll smilie 'ed by Favveks...you've been Favvkes'ed. Or just Favvked which ever sounds better to you, but this one sounds like another word wary smilie

It works best in front of your parents

Why does the salt taste like my spit?

Anonymous +22Reply
@Why does the salt taste like my spit?

No, that's my spit...
Don't you remember?
hello smilie

Anonymous +17Reply

I did it and my brother asked me why I was pretending to give a guy a "fun time in the mouth". I must give you a congratulations, OP. You have surely bested me this time.

@Brettward95 I did it and my brother asked me why I was pretending to give a guy a "fun time in the mouth". I must give you a...

Is there an actual wordfilter for "fun time in the mouth" or does a mod go and individually edit out each "fun time in the mouth" related comment with the "fun time in the mouth" word "fun time in the mouth" out of each comment mentioning the word "fun time in the mouth"?

EDIT: It's the first. You're welcome.

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Whats the word?? U S E T H I S F O R M A T Or something like -t-h-i-s

I want to see if any other sexual words besides "fun time in the mouth" are filtered.

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Ram27 Is there an actual wordfilter for "fun time in the mouth" or does a mod go and individually edit out each "fun time...

Hahahahaha! I didn't even know that just happened. That's really funny. Aren't we allowed to say "fuck" though?

@Brettward95 Hahahahaha! I didn't even know that just happened. That's really funny. Aren't we allowed to say "fuck" though?

We can fucking say fuck as fucking much as we fucking wa-fucking-nt.
But not "fun time in the mouth".

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Brettward95 That's really fucking strange that we can't say "fun time in the mouth".

Fucking strange indeed.
Can we say...
orgasm?
cum?
eat out?
fuck?
pussy?
anal?
rape?

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Brettward95 Cunt? Jizz? Cock? Vagina? Bob Saget?

Areola?
Fellatio?
Bukkake?
Cocksucker?
Cream?
Gangbang?
Jailbait?
Masturbation?
MILF?
Nipple?
Wank?

Fuck I just read a really long list of these I have a test tomorrow what in the hell am I doing goddammit?

Squirt?
Cumshot?
Creampie?
Gangbang?
Virgin?

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are +8Reply

I told one of my friends who just happens to pretty much be a genius. She gave me psychological facts as to why the brain is such a strange thing and can trick itself into thinking silly things. Nerds.

jordanhefners avatar jordanhefner Yeah You Are +21Reply

I can't believe I just fell for that...

I'm a dinosaur! MY TINY ARMS DON'T REACH MY EFFIN' MOUTH.

mrows avatar mrow Yeah You Are +19Reply

I like how my boyfriend's sitting right here laughing his ass off.

Montanas avatar Montana No Way +18Reply

Damn it! xD
You got me...
I have to try this on someone

Anonymous +17Reply

and you know if you try pretending you're brushing your tongue (like with a toothbrush) you can actually feel it?

Anonymous +17Reply

If you poke your cheek with your tongue while pretending to shove a thick tree branch in your mouth sideways, back and forth, while grasping it with your fist, you can actually feel it.

Close one eye, stick your tongue out, and pretend to roll dice. It's pretty fun to do!

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +14Reply

My cousin got me with this on Thanksgiving last year... Just imagine it in a room full of Catholics...

Oh dear god, I get it now.... I did that to my sister and she beat me up...

Anonymous +12Reply

Lololol I totally just fell for that

Anonymous +11Reply

Hmm... I tasted semen. wary smilie

@Shadi Hmm... I tasted semen.

Now try what the post says.

TristantheGreats avatar TristantheGreat Yeah You Are +17Reply

My friend tricked me with this in the middle of spanish class. Everyone gave me strange looks.

Mr_Superfluouss avatar Mr_Superfluous Yeah You Are +11Reply

U sicko

Anonymous +10Reply
@U sicko

U illiterate

Anonymous +22Reply

Ohh, you silly goose. You got me there.

Anonymous +10Reply

What if I pretend to shake pepper in my mouth?

@lucyjoan What if I pretend to shake pepper in my mouth?

Then you'll sneeze and look like you're giving oral sex

So I read that "into" as "in" and was shaking my head around pretending there was salt in my mouth. It took me a while after reading the comments to understand this. I must be tired.

Ahahaha that's a good one :D

steamy_pancakess avatar steamy_pancakes Yeah You Are +5Reply

No, but I do feel ridiculous now.

Glad I didn't try it because my father is on the couch next to me. That wouldn't be awkward.

Damn you got me you little prick

It's really weird when people say things along the lines of 'my sister did that to me'.

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@1565398

KirstenAnn, in the nicest way possible, but are you okay? You're replying to every comment with unnecessary comments making you appear (I hate to say this) to like a comment whore.

Anonymous +6Reply

Ahhahaha this is the funniest thing ever haha :)

Anonymous +2Reply

Just got five of my friends with it. haha

@nannerruth Just got five of my friends with it. haha

Gun laws should be excercised more consistently!

Seeing all of the old users and their comments on here kinda makes me wanna tear up... cry smilie

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +2Reply

Oh ya, your right.

-.- At first I didn't get it (the downside to not being born with common sense) and then my friend said, "It's so gross" and so I thought "Yeah, salt can be like that" and so I tried to do it and she laughed, got red, and said, "Um, don't do it in front of the whole class...." & that's when I realized what the post was about -.-
P.S.: ya got me too!

Anonymous 0Reply

It keeps tasting like salty cucumber to me...

i just showed this to my sister and she is laughing hysterically and taking pics like crazyy, explain?

Anonymous -3Reply
Anonymous +5Reply
@oh dear lord.

woww i just looked at the pics(tht my freakish sister posted on fb that little b*tch) and now i feel like a LOSER! im dumb haha

Anonymous -36Reply

This reminds me of a Smosh video.

madibs avatar madib Yeah You Are -3Reply

i tasted semen....

All I tasted was cum

gameboy5s avatar gameboy5 Yeah You Are -3Reply

I taste strap-on...

Anonymous -4Reply

@OMGFUNNY LOL! XD

Anonymous -10Reply
@@OMGFUNNY LOL! XD

You know, there IS a reply button.

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@1564265

There's been a reply button since long before February 2011.

ctiscoolers avatar ctiscooler Yeah You Are +2Reply
@ctiscooler There's been a reply button since long before February 2011.

I can't see that kind of stuff that's why I told them to look for me

Anonymous +1Reply
@ctiscooler There's been a reply button since long before February 2011.

Also how do you know that the last time that person was on here they didnt have that so when they came back they didn't know... Oh wait they would still be able to see reply button

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Anonymous -1Reply
@reply button? where?

Do you see the word reply with each comment? Good. Now just ignore it and click around randomly until you find the reply button.

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