+308 A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." The man said "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" The doctor replied "No, because he's really heavy", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how the fuck is this a question?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a pun. It's meant to make people laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah I get that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

arghhhhh >_< I don't get D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Put him down, as in set him down, because the dog was too heavy for the vet to hold :) I had to read it three times until I got it, lmao.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

great, now I feel stupid. CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

put down can mean to kill an animal because its sick/in pain. it can also mean to set something down

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heehee thats hilarious...;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're going to post jokes on a website that is meant to show your ideas, at least come up with your own >_>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People have stolen plenty of ideas and posted them on here. I'm just having my 15 minutes of fame atm for doing so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How are you even right about that? Thats a joke! I think u on the wrong website guy....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stop trolling people post questions and then ask amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHHHHHHHHH! I get it now :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHHHHHHHHH! I get it now :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago