+278 "go F..k yourself" thats literally impossible unless i cut my penis off and then you know how it goes. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE FAIL!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've done it before. Feels kinda retarded tbh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you the freakout kid with the remote ?? =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..No. I've actually stretched my dick all the way into my asshole, thus, fucking myself. Strange I know, but hey, this is the internet. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u're right that does seem a bit retarded =D..hahaha hope you can unstretch it later yeah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could just wank.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't really fuck yourself with your own penis when it's cut off. It wouldn't be hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmmm yes you have the scientific reasoning ..

by Anonymous 13 years ago