+126 Whenever a police officer pulls you over or talks to you, you feel like they are about to arrest you for something you did when you were 4, like stealing another kids toy, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm always afraid because I think they'll find my stash :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I'm a closet racist.... I jump straight to the "It's because I'm black isn't it?" state of mind.... Dammit mother.

by Anonymous 12 years ago