-5,297 Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Maybe you have trouble finding women cause you're a dick. amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

says the bitch who should be in the kitchen

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are totally right.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

@30364 (Anonymous): You hate it when people agree with posts, but are too fucking lazy to click the green button

by Anonymous 14 years ago

when you are anonymous, the fact that you voted doesn't show up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ive seen this on a website this was stolen

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Still hilarious

by Anonymous 15 years ago

There must be a lot of women on this website meow.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Are you a cat or something?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nah.. just a pussy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm think they're saying meow because of super troopers because that guy says "meow" instead of "now"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahhahhahahhahahahah not true and offensive but amazingly funny

by Anonymous 15 years ago

well heres one for ya: boys are like public toilets: they are either taken or full or crap. not an original but i certainly think it is true

by Anonymous 15 years ago

u mad? why u mad?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is this to say that every toilet you've ever used has been full of shit upon entering and leaving? Because most people flush.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Go to more public restrooms, you'll get it. & then you'll stop going to public restrooms.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whoa, man. Where in the world do you live? I mean, sure, some public restrooms will have an occasional un-flushed toilet, but not every vacant one. Are you in a city full of people who haven't been potty-trained?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hehe I like the smart ass response to that bitchs comment, well played sir

by Anonymous 14 years ago

heres another: women are stupid emotional shitholes, and you're only pissed because you're ugly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seems that way on my Campus anyway..

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Who the hell are the 80+ idiots who agreed with this?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

derr i think dis herr post iz funnah sooz i muusst beee sooo super stoopuid

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this was on a t-shirt, a friend of mine has it

by Anonymous 15 years ago

So it's no longer on the shirt?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. It was ripped from the shirt to post on Amirite?, obviously. Jeez, people and their stupid questions.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You said it was on your friends shirt, as in it's no longer? Jeez, people and their stupid ambiguous comments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She just explained that it was literally ripped off of the shirt and put up on amirite.... Jeez, people and their lack of comprehension skills.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

jeez people and their vegetarians lifestyles... oh my bad, im on the wrong comment thread.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes she did, but did the words on the shirt disappear as soon as this guy posted this? I'm wondering why it's in the past tense if the guy still has it. Jeez, people and their lack of comprehension skills.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahaha. Okay, I seriously don't care about this at all, but I'm going to respond because I find it so amusing that you don't understand this. ;) She is JOKING that the words on the shirt were manually ripped, like torn, off of the shirt and then put up on amirite. As if they had been torn off and then fed into the computer to show up on amirite or something. It's a joke because she is implying that the words are no longer on the shirt because they are not posted on amirite, as if the two couldn't live simultaneously.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What tha? She just simply made a typo and said "was" instead of "is" and I was being an ass about that... then she retorted with an asstactic response, I got that she was being sarcastic I'm not a dumbass... that's like me saying, "Hey there shouldn't be a comma after the question mark and her replying with, "Yeah there should" (sarcastically) and then having an argument about that... because technically I AM right, due to that fact I can be an ass all I want about it.... (Not because I don't understand it was a mistake, but ffs)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahha. Well, I like how you're admitting that you're being an ass right now. And... sorry to add one more 'ass-like' comment to this ridiculous conversation, but there actually SHOULD be a comma after the question mark. She was entitling this website Amirite?, which it is in fact called, so she added a comma after the title. And hey, apparently I did, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fuck you!!! There is a question mark in the name, dang it! Haha ah well you can't win them all. Can I make the argument you wouldn't type in the question mark in the url?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha. When I read the fuck you part, I was thinking, "Ah man... this guy has problems..." But, I was wrong. So, because you're cool, I'll let you win the argument that there isn't an actual question mark in the name. I also NEVER type Amirite? when I type the name (except for the instance above) because it is just stupid that way... And it's all cool. We'll let you win this one. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Awesome yes! Woop woop. Yeah you're cool too bud. I scrolled up to look at the logo and was like, "Fuck he's right, this is why I shouldn't be an ass...." It can be a win win, because the logo does contain a question mark, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly. 8)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The funniest part about all of this is I didn't even make the original comment. xD I just gave a smart ass response.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DICKKKKKKK

by Anonymous 15 years ago

U MAD?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

STAY MAD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU'RE JUST JELLY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'LL STAY JELLY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GOOD, AS LONG AS YOU'RE DELICIOUS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Go back in the kitchen where you belong, thanks :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

V true

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Excuse me for not wanting to date idiot jerks like you

by Anonymous 15 years ago

so u mad brah

by Anonymous 14 years ago

geez some people need to just calm down and appreciate a funny joke... also black people cant read

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Then how the hell do you suppose i'm reading your idiotic comment then??

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You said "then" twice. Five points from Gryffindor!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm reading this too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cause ur asin or white

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a sin. Like greed, lust, sloth, etc?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sloth is a sin?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh ok, I honestly didn't know that. First thing I thought of was the animal

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL nice trolling

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it should say at the end, am i wrong?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Good point. That way, over 5000 people would be in agreement with the post creator. That would make complete sense.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fuck you.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

with pleasure

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so u mad brah?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How hard?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Douchebag (: There are plenty of fantastic women that aren't "handicapped."

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(i...likeyou): But there aren't any handicapped women who are fantastic?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So basically you mean every woman in the world who happens to be single at this moment in time has some sort of mental or physical retardation. Hmm...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whoever made this is a douche

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is extremely offense. My sister has a mental retardation, but she is the nicest, funniest, most caring person I have even meet. Just beacause she is different than you she is not as good as you? My sister is a beautiful person, and if she never feels the warmness and compassion of someone who loves her becuase cruel people like you are out there, then I might not think life is worth living.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a fucking JOKE

by Anonymous 14 years ago

excuse me. i might be mistaken, but i was under the impression that JOKES WERE MEANT TO BE FUNNY. this is not.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I laughed so to me it's a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I understand that, my comment was a joke too. I disagreed with the post simply because it wasn't very funny to me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You thinking this post is not funny does not mean the post is not a joke. For all anyone knows, this post is meant to be funny, thus making this post a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Okay, let me rephrase that. This post is not a joke TO ME. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

'This is extremely offense.' Is it only me that sounds like a meme to?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What exactly does OP mean by 'handicapped'? Being disabled, mentally OR physically, does not mean you aren't human. They live lives, too. Just imagine if you were them. How would you feel? Coming from somebody who has many disabled friends, this is very offensive. Every single girl out there is blessed to be beautiful in her own special way. If you can't see that, then I am truly sorry, because every 'handicapped' person out there deserves better than you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He never said they weren't human, he clearly classed them a "women".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God, learn how to take a joke...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No thank you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whoa, whoa there. This post was in no way a bash against handicaps. I'm fairly sure that he meant all the girls he wants are either taken or unattainable. You can't park in a handicapped parking spot unless you're handicapped. There are some girls you just can't date because you don't meet their standards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and you get fined for parking in the wrong one

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think handicapped parking spots are the best because then you dont have to walk that far

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aww... that is kind of awful. Now I feel awful because I laughed at this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you find an open spot then you're lucky. Otherwise, you have to wait for someone to pull out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

pull out...hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We all got it... let's try and act grown up now, leave your childhood in the past. Is it harder for you, seeing as you're a history major and all?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD? Wtf

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why is this negitive???!!!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Great POTD Anthony, one of the most famously negative ones, not a witty smart post. Clap. Clap. Clap.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is a relly old post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Women are like stoves. You're suitably perplexed when you see one outside a kitchen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thi comment is made of win

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did you mean "Thai comment mad of win"? Because, as far as I can tell, that comment is written in English, not Thai.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, I was outside in -20 Celsius and missed an "s" at the end of "this" and you just had to be a troll about it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/10996/1006997

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What are the rules about comment of the day again?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If the post said this, it would have gotten favorited by me. I'm a girl btw.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.go-fuck-yourself.com/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How eloquent.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://chrisabraham.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/douchebag.jpg&imgrefurl=http://stopbeingaloser.org/&usg=__kowuKrjz5Oc1-PqV_4ncCxvicUU=&h=400&w=287&sz=29&hl=en&start=0&sig2=0SwOJOnxhaIchH3PWgHBIw&zoom=1&tbnid=N45AdE_l2ujj9M:&tbnh=159&tbnw=114&ei=V7V9TaHCM46KvgOpspGlBw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dyour%2Ba%2Bdouche%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26biw%3D1073%26bih%3D648%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=130&vpy=54&dur=1016&hovh=265&hovw=190&tx=128&ty=140&oei=V7V9TaHCM46KvgOpspGlBw&page=1&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://absolutelytrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/give-a-fuck-o-meter.gif

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah!! And I'm a girl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

everyone hates the major dicks that try to take up 2

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol @ the people who can't take a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Also, people get annoyed when they see a perfect parking space but it's occupied by a really small, shitty car.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Please tell me I'm not the only girl who found this funny and took pleasure in it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're not! I'm glad I'm not the only one either. It made me laugh. I think people take sexist jokes way too seriously.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made me frown...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guarantee you that if this post had started with Men it would have a positive score. Lighten up, people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, yeah... But that's because this site is mainly made up of women. Anything that makes fun of men isn't offensive at all, but I pray for any man who makes fun of women on here, because any post that can be considered as sexist towards women will be No Way'd down to the depths of Satan's poop deck and back.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've made a positive hped post about women ...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well then, I applaud you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

By the way, the girls who didn't find the amusement in this belong in the "handicapped" category. No one likes a handicap on your sense of humor.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't think it was amusing... but I don't think it's offensive... It's just kinda meh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow... some people need to take a chill pill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

More like a birth control pill. ...Because they're girls.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Unless they aren't girls, then nvm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-02/1280722714336.jpg OMG, GET SOME SENSE OF HUMOR.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everybody needs to calm the fuck down. I didn't see any indication in this post that op said anything bad about handicapped people. Everyone who's pissed off about this jumped the gun and assumed he was being offensive.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He's saying that handicapped people aren't "the good ones" and people are upset because handicapped people are just as good as anybody else.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's also a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously at all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I would rather date a non handicapped person than a handicapped person

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know, I know. I don't think the joke is funny, but you're right it shouldn't be taken that seriously. I was just explaining, in case he really didn't get it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*sigh* why are we feeding the troll? we're not supposed to make troll posts POTD...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think "handicapped" is the wrong word. It only fits because of the parking lot metaphor.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's amazing how low a post can go.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's amazing how low YOU can go.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As in score

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes... SCORE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I want to double park my Hummer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed so hard I fell out of my wheel chair.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow. smart boy posting this as anonymous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

soooo true fuck bitches and disabled/retarded people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Never seen a POTD with so many NW's.....I'm a girl, and I didn't find it offensive. I didn't really find it funny, though. Either way, chill, people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't understand why people are not agreeing with this post. I interpretted this to mean that some women like handicapped people as opposed to people without handicaps because disabled parking spots are only used by disabled people. Are people disagreeing with this post because they think women don't like disabled people?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): People are just disagreeing because they automatically assumed it was a bash against handicaps and or women. I agree with you though. I took this to mean that all the good ones are taken and the ones you want you can't have.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe we're all "taken" because you're a dick. ...(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your smiley face seems to be drooling, you poor disabled girl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. You caught me. Derp.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a girl, and I found this funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not taken, or disabled. I guess I'm just fat and ugly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you're also a guy, Ender Wiggin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess I'm just confused between my true identity and my various alter egos

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Even as a girl, I still think that if this was about men, there would be much more YYAs. I've seen the male version of this on a LOT of sites. Sexism goes both ways. Put on your big girl pants. It was a parody on a long running internet joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is probably the best evidence we have that a decent percentage of the girls on here are whiny bitches who can't take a joke and get way too defensive when you insult women.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

+ 1 of (insert anything you want here)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a shame how many women don't have a sense of humor. Have fun staying single.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My moms disabled -__- IDC, though, but most says this is truely horrible. Props.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hell, I didn't know we had that many people on amirite.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Going anonymous on this post was a better idea than captain and cola for the pregame, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe if guys didn't only go by looks, they would actually find the good women out there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

good thing i made this anon

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THANK GOD! I haven't seen a funny troll post in a loooooong time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL. im a single girl, and i find this hilarious. maybe im disabled and just dont know it? or i can just understand that its a joke... either way, still funny. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe, just maybe, the metaphor of disabled parking spots are the equivalent of the women OP does not really like, and not in reality disabled

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol if that were true then how do you explain the escalades parked in compact spaces You know what i mean

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*sigh* Guess I have some disability I've never heard of.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am pretty sure that the joke from the original comedian is about men.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow! people found this hilarious when women was replaced with men, but as soon as you start degrading women, there's a fucking issue

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where the hell is Zubat? He needs to be the comic relief in this giant comment war.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a girl, and autistic. I know it's a joke, but I still voted it down.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow im a girl and all the comments about ~errr i know someone thats handicapped and there the most beautiful etc etc etc.~ Gtfo. This isnt even comparring the two. Stop jumping to conclusions and getting all defensive over a joke. And all the people that are like ~this is offensive to women err ~ there are posts and things like this all over the internet except with men and you wouldnt give a shit. But when its a girl joke its all " im suu ofendeuddd" If anything thats more sexist than this joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=men%20are%20like%20parking%20spots&aq=0&aqi=g2g-v3&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=90823359e34833b7&pf=p&pdl=1000 I smell a double-standard. Put on your big girl pants, fellow females.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just think it's hilarious that there's 1000+ guys that don't EVER want to get laid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It seems that every time there is a POTD that people in generel think is good, it doesn't get nearly as many votes up, as the ones that people don't like get votes down. United pessimism in a way.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i must be disabled then...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's also the ones in the back that never get filled cause no one wants to take the time to walk back and forth. Try one of those.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's deep, man .....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I read this post differently than everyone else. I thought the comparison to disabled parking spots wasn't that single women are disabled, but that you can't get them. You can't park in a disabled stall unless you are disabled.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is funny. I'm female.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I voted this down because women should never be compared with parking spaces... unless you have a big enough kitchen for them to fit in ;p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HOLY SHIT. This post was funny. Everyone just shut the fuck up. He wasn't making fun of handicapped people, and it's definitely not offensive to women.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Another instance where the comments are more interesting than the original post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

98% of amiriters can't take a joke... I think it's funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Women want to be treated equally. Women also like seem to like bitching about men (fact). So men have the right to bitch about women. Stop being so butthurt you sensitive bitches

by Anonymous 14 years ago

woowww. go die troll@1008845 (Shortstopmwd):

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well this is horrible...just horrible.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ew. Post of day huh? Well Anthony certainly is stupid to choose this one. Usually, you are a genius. But this is your lowest moment. Ugh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why the hell is this one post of the day? i can MAYBE understand homepage but seriously? POTD?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Freddy) I love you too :3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha, you got your expectant mothers parking spot too (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not true

by Anonymous 9 years ago