+388 You wonder why villains always tie the good guys down and take a huge amount of time explain their evil plan to them instead of just killing them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For the funsies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because if the villain won then what kind of story would that be?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A cool one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If they didn't, how would the hero escape?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's called foreplay

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To gloat, maybe? It seems like all villains are conceited as fuck...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

coughcoughVoldemortx5

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I absolutely sure that I would win, so I talked. But look how that ended up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The same reason the good guy lets the bad guy go even though the villain always tries to kill him again anyway, because they're stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cough Dr. Doofenshmirtz coughcough

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because oftentimes the villains' biggest flaw is that they need an audience.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Exactly., Like school fights. There has never been a fight during school hours that didn't have an audience.

by Anonymous 12 years ago