It would be freaking awesome if your name was "Nobody" becasue then whenever someone said "Nobody's perfect" they'd be calling you perfect, amirite?

That's pretty much the only positive of having that name.

My name is MUCH cooler!

"says Your_Face"
"all posts by Your_Face"
"Your_Face replied to a comment you made"
"Report Your_Face"
"See all posts by Your_Face"

And so on, and so on. XD