+475 Sticks and stones won't break my bones because I have a Horcrux, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, duder. you rock. it's people like you who keep harry potter alive. cudos to you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think they would break your bones, but they would never be able to kill you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend wants to have Lady GaGa as his Horcrux because he thinks no one would try to kill her. I think otherwise, though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please, PLEASE marry me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I joined just so I could favorite this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are amazing. Nice Username. "But I'm TIRED, can't we just be Death Eaters?" "Put a little tape here, It'll be *fine*" "WHAT"S GOING ON HEEEEERRREEEE?... whoa. Deja vu... i'm sorry... RERRRRRREEEEE?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(IKNOW, RIGHT?!?!): the Deja Vu part was so hilarious. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(IKNOW, RIGHT?!?!): 'MOONSHOES POTTER TRAVERSING THE GALAXIES FOR INTERGALACTIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS!" is when I lost it and nearly peed my pants from laughing. They have a sequel coming out in July...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah I'm so excited about AVPS. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I totally forgot about this post. I really ought to get it on a t shirt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago