+492 Once all of the Twilight movies have come out, Stephenie Meyer should start working on a new book titled: The Chronicles of a 110-year-old virgin, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you had read the books you would know that during the 4th book he does lose his virginity...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no one really gives a damn bout twilight girls except girls who have a fifth grade reading level.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, but he's still 109...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

except anyone with a halfway decent taste in books wouldn't know. i couldn't force myself through the first one let alone all four.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I DID and it was one of the more miserable experiences of my life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He technically broke a bed, pillow, and headboard banging the brains out of a human girl. Which is necrophillia when you think about it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this made my day :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago