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You are able to cry more easily around the people you don't want seeeing you cry, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Are there three e's in "seeing" or am I seeeing things?
by Anonymous14 years ago
You are seeeing things, it means you masturbate tooo much
by Anonymous14 years ago
No! Retract that statement.
How would you know?
Stalker.
by Anonymous14 years ago
You know that giant teddy bear, your friend gave you for your birthday? The eyes are actually camera's...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Dude that's uncool. I just wanna do it in private, and that Teddy bear was my best friend and I have to destroy it!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Umm, you know that lamp your "dad" got you for Christmas? You know that bush that the "gardeners" planted last week? You know that bed you sleep on? You're not going to be getting your privacy for a while.... Oh check out this site, I think you'll recognize the guy, I created it:
http://www.scrantoncityChronicMasturbaterCompilation.cum
by Anonymous14 years ago
No! Leave me alone, why would you even want to watch that you sicko!
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