"If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
If I had the poet's hand, I'd write a verse for thee,
And if I had the painter's grace, on canvas you would be.
But I don't have a hammer.
And I don't have a ship.
So I can't build your house, and we can never take a trip.
And I don't have the poet's hand, or have the painter's face,
so I could never write your verse, or immortalize your face.
actually, that would be pretty funny IMO
"If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
If I had the poet's hand, I'd write a verse for thee,
And if I had the painter's grace, on canvas you would be.
But I don't have a hammer.
And I don't have a ship.
So I can't build your house, and we can never take a trip.
And I don't have the poet's hand, or have the painter's face,
so I could never write your verse, or immortalize your face.
... And also, I have herpes."
I love Stephen Lynch.
Mr. Anonymous, you're a moron. Way to misspell "herpes".
So how do you spell "herpes"?
nuh uh!! that would be effing hilarious
Lol.