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Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?

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what about skew lines? they live in different planes altogether!

Oh this has just inspired me to atually stuy for my math final

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Anonymous +87Reply
@instead of your spelling final I see

haha if they were anything like me during finals, they were probably operating on no sleep and too many notecards :]

@instead of your spelling final I see

It's actually more like the "not making typos" final. I think owlcitygirl knows that study isn't spelled stuy

Parallel lines can also be together forever.

cute, thoughtful, nerds are the best

Anonymous +23Reply

I was debating with myself and I have decided this will be my Facebook status for a little while. :]

Anonymous +21Reply

My math teacher would jerk off to this.

Mikes avatar Mike Yeah You Are +18Reply

Opposite rays could be considered really awkward 69.

I'm slightly depressed now... =(

Anonymous +13Reply
@I'm slightly depressed now... =(

I know, this is so cute.

Anonymous +6Reply

Yeah, if you look at the glass half empty. Parallel lines were never meant to be. Tangant lines finally come together at last

Anonymous +10Reply

Aww so sad. I guess the only good one is two lines with the same equation, that means they're together forever :D
Oh and math also has cannibalism, because 7 8 9! Haha so old.

Every time I read this it makes me want to cry.

This is cute. Now someone should write something on the happier side of the emotional spectrum

SuddenEpiphanys avatar SuddenEpiphany Yeah You Are +8Reply
@SuddenEpiphany This is cute. Now someone should write something on the happier side of the emotional spectrum

i would just like to thank you guys and this post because my girl is always asking me to write her a poem. but sadly i dont know how to make one. so when i saw this post i was able to make that, but i dont think you can hardly call it a poem so.
well anyway atleast i tried didn't i.

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Matt41s avatar Matt41 No Way +1Reply

Penis.,

Anonymous +6Reply

You know what makes me sad about math? .9 repeating. Forever and ever it will continue to get ever closer to being 1, but it will never get there. It's slightly depressing.

@Rocky At least it's not an irrational love.

Well, .9 could be in love with 1, but could never get there. If that's really how you need to look at it.

RetardedKangaroos avatar RetardedKangaroo Yeah You Are +12Reply
@RetardedKangaroo You know what makes me sad about math? .9 repeating. Forever and ever it will continue to get ever closer to...

.99999999999999...=1. Proof?

1/10 of .999999999999999....=.09999999999999
1/10 of 1=.1
.9999999999999999999...-.0999999999999999999999999...=.9
1-.1=.9
.9=.9
Therefore, 1=.9999999999999999999999...

Oh. My. Gosh. I love this so much. Thanks for posting, you clever person, you!

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Deep

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Worry not my love
if others see us as Skew lines,
i will shatter the Pillars that separate us
so that we can be in each others path.
.
Worry not my love
if we really are Parallel,
Please Remember that our world is Round,
So we can still meet somewhere.
.
Worry not my love
if others say that we are Tangent Lines,
I will cut it in half and make it into an angle
So we will never be apart.
.
Worry not my loves
if others see us as Asymptotes,
No, we are just the inner part of the Lemniscate
because our love will last forever.
.
.
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if you are confused, please checkout my cover photo on Facebook
John Matthew Grafane Pilapil
it has pictures on it to make you understand it better.

i would just like to thank you guys and this post because my girl is always asking me to write her a poem. but sadly i dont know how to make one. so when i saw this post i was able to make that, but i dont think you can hardly call it a poem so.
well anyway atleast i tried didn't i.
and i put pictures on my cover photo for my girl to understand it
so please feel free to check it. Thanks XD

Matt41s avatar Matt41 No Way +3Reply

D8 geometry-induced depression! ;_;
(I always see 'visual maths' as geometry, it helps me understand them better)

This is so clever!!! ;-)

Some i meant

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@Some i meant

Only faggots double post.

Anonymous -4Reply
@Only faggots double post.

Could you please stop calling people "faggots"? It's offensive against homosexuals.

Anonymous +4Reply
@Could you please stop calling people "faggots"? It's offensive against homosexuals.

(Luna Avril): No, he may call people faggots whenever he wants.

Mikes avatar Mike Yeah You Are -5Reply

where did you find that one mate?May I ask?because its coooooool :D

Anonymous +1Reply

Or you could be a glorious pair of sine and cosine waves with ever increasing frequency, not only do you intersect for the rest of forever, but you eventually intersect continuously

Anonymous +1Reply

This is so sad! I'm the last one right now!

Anonymous 0Reply

(anonymous):you're a dumbass

Anonymous 0Reply

re re re repeat...

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Anonymous +1Reply
@re re re repeat...

No use complaining about a repeat unless it's on the just in page, especially when this is already POTD.

I never thought i will use math cause i wanna be a egytoloigist.but i think im gonna have to have so laungage speaking classes in high school.(wow this is off subject dont you think)

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@I never thought i will use math cause i wanna be a egytoloigist.but i think im gonna have to have so laungage...

Perhaps the first language speaking class you should take is ENGLISH. Really, at least make an attempt at using correct grammar.

And yes, it IS off topic. If you knew that then why did you post this garbage here in the first place?

Anonymous +13Reply

Oh thats why I hate math!

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