+5,914 Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm slightly depressed now... =(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know, this is so cute.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about skew lines? they live in different planes altogether!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If they were only on a different plane, they would've met!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

D8 geometry-induced depression! ;_; (I always see 'visual maths' as geometry, it helps me understand them better)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh this has just inspired me to atually stuy for my math final

by Anonymous 14 years ago

instead of your spelling final I see

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh snap. lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol "Want some cream for that burn?" lol XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhah

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha if they were anything like me during finals, they were probably operating on no sleep and too many notecards :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's actually more like the "not making typos" final. I think owlcitygirl knows that study isn't spelled stuy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Opposite rays could be considered really awkward 69.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was debating with myself and I have decided this will be my Facebook status for a little while. :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cute, thoughtful, nerds are the best

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Every time I read this it makes me want to cry.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Parallel lines can also be together forever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is cute. Now someone should write something on the happier side of the emotional spectrum

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There is no happy side of the emotional spectrum in math.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ooo.... touché

by Anonymous 14 years ago

very true. I'd like your comment but unfortunately I'm on mobile.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...so I did for you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i would just like to thank you guys and this post because my girl is always asking me to write her a poem. but sadly i dont know how to make one. so when i saw this post i was able to make that, but i dont think you can hardly call it a poem so. well anyway atleast i tried didn't i. http://data.amirite.net/user_images/5a5f58a46e8a9.jpg

by Anonymous 7 years ago

This is so clever!!! ;-)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is so sad! I'm the last one right now!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's the saddest one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Penis.,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(anonymous):you're a dumbass

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My math teacher would jerk off to this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh thats why I hate math!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I never thought i will use math cause i wanna be a egytoloigist.but i think im gonna have to have so laungage speaking classes in high school.(wow this is off subject dont you think)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Perhaps the first language speaking class you should take is ENGLISH. Really, at least make an attempt at using correct grammar. And yes, it IS off topic. If you knew that then why did you post this garbage here in the first place?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Some i meant

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Only faggots double post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Could you please stop calling people "faggots"? It's offensive against homosexuals.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Luna Avril): No, he may call people faggots whenever he wants.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, if you look at the glass half empty. Parallel lines were never meant to be. Tangant lines finally come together at last

by Anonymous 14 years ago

re re re repeat...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cvbnm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No use complaining about a repeat unless it's on the just in page, especially when this is already POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

where did you find that one mate?May I ask?because its coooooool :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know what makes me sad about math? .9 repeating. Forever and ever it will continue to get ever closer to being 1, but it will never get there. It's slightly depressing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

At least it's not an irrational love.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, .9 could be in love with 1, but could never get there. If that's really how you need to look at it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

.99999999999999...=1. Proof? 1/10 of .999999999999999....=.09999999999999 1/10 of 1=.1 .9999999999999999999...-.0999999999999999999999999...=.9 1-.1=.9 .9=.9 Therefore, 1=.9999999999999999999999...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww so sad. I guess the only good one is two lines with the same equation, that means they're together forever :D Oh and math also has cannibalism, because 7 8 9! Haha so old.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh. My. Gosh. I love this so much. Thanks for posting, you clever person, you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Deep

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deeper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could be a glorious pair of sine and cosine waves with ever increasing frequency, not only do you intersect for the rest of forever, but you eventually intersect continuously

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Worry not my love if others see us as Skew lines, i will shatter the Pillars that separate us so that we can be in each others path. . Worry not my love if we really are Parallel, Please Remember that our world is Round, So we can still meet somewhere. . Worry not my love if others say that we are Tangent Lines, I will cut it in half and make it into an angle So we will never be apart. . Worry not my loves if others see us as Asymptotes, No, we are just the inner part of the Lemniscate because our love will last forever. . . . if you are confused, please checkout my cover photo on Facebook John Matthew Grafane Pilapil it has pictures on it to make you understand it better. i would just like to thank you guys and this post because my girl is always asking me to write her a poem. but sadly i dont know how to make one. so when i saw this post i was able to make that, but i dont think you can hardly call it a poem so. well anyway atleast i tried didn't i. and i put pictures on my cover photo for my girl to understand it so please feel free to check it. Thanks XD

by Anonymous 7 years ago