We all like to pretend we have super powers in our imagination. For instance, I like to imagine that I can leap tall midgets in a single bound. amirite?

I had the power to have every power. D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The you would self destruct. You are going to have many powers that contradict themselves and it will tear a hole in the very fabric of the universe and suck you in. Sort of like when people divide by Zero.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or when they type "Google" into Google?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

EXACTLY! Now that's some time and space warping shit right there...Thank god they changed their name to Topeka now. Now you can put Google in Topeka and the universe will be okay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whew, dodged the bullet on that one, didn't we? xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The universe has been saved. At least until our Chinese overlords launch nuclear missiles at Google's headquarters.. and then Skynet becomes self aware and launches them back!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh shit! HIDE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hides in his *cat litter box*, I'm afraid that's all I can do.. :( You Konoha ninja are lucky you know all these cool techniques. You can probably survive WWIII

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hell yea! The one practical application for that shit! >3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol I bet it must be cool though. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the power of morphing is cool because then you can beat people at their own game

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have the power to stabilize my powers.. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Power corrupts. You will be driven mad by the sheer amount of power you have and get out of control! >=]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...wait "tall midgets"? kinda oxymoronic i died from mental corruption. D: fuuck lol. if it's a specific power, i'd like to shapeshift

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am the tall midget now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha! I see right through you. You are going to turn into a big sword as soon as I try to leap over you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHAT NO?! I dont wanna kill you, i just wanna humiliate you, I'd turn into a giant turd in which you'd lunge your face in. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol in that case I think I'll settle for walking past tall midgets.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

shapeshifters are FULL of surprises :P.. in which i'd turn into a giant wall in where you would walk your face in.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I give up :) I am gonna have to start imagining greater powers from now on.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMAO having the power to have every power sounds good.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought we discussed this already. That is a big no no! lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol damn, I thought you'd want it since i didnt want it D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would be boring. Powers are fun when you can actually find good competition. If you are too powerful you will get bored and blow everything up because absolute power corrupts and then you would have nobody to play with.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ahah, so super speed and high jumps is good for you?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

X-Ray vision too so I know I am not picking up a transvestite at the bar before I go through all the trouble of carrying her while leaping over traffic and speeding back to my place.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...Or somehow you picked me up at that same bar ;D (lol jks)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol I think I'll pass. I'm not into tall midgets.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMAO, I thought we had something special... what about your goal to jump over me? D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Key word there... *OVER* not ON TOP. lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Those tall midgets are called children

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, actually they are smurfs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago