since the term "ass" isnt an appropriate word, then we shall say John Wilkes Booth buttbuttinated Abraham Lincoln, amirite?

Grass? LOOK AT THE GRBUTT. Sass? SHE GOT SBUTT ....no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Would you prefer Grdonkey or Sdonkey instead?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let me buttsist you with that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be (ass)sist. You're an S to high there mate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I realize (: I was going by pronouciation so it would make more sense

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/125468

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Amirite comments have evolved so much in 2 years...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeaaahh.. We have become a bit intolerant of some comments..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahaha. (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

fail

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Made my dayyy :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is my new favorite word.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that is hilarious. me and my friends would always say that when in halo it would say "you assassinated ___________"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Butt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ha, that made me crack up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha. Crack.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I should start using that...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's a bad word, not a bad combination of 3 letters. assassination doesn't have the /word/ ass in it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

god, its funny, don't ruin it with your smart person talk

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/125637

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that is awesome! if i could agree with you more than once i would :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it just me, or is it weird the majority of comments from 2 years ago are anon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually only 38.5% are anonymous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Correct. Here's the work if anyone wants it. http://ctrlv.in/125470

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ahh, I think we'll just take your word for it..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why the shit did you cross multiply?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because I like cross multiplication.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But it was completely unnecessary. Just take the number of anon's and divide that by the total number of comments. You obviously used a calculator to get such a long decimal in the first place.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"There are easier ways to do it, but I just like proportions."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But it just makes no sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You added steps and then ignored those steps and used a calculator.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm cross :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It may be just the fever talking but I laughed at this a lot. Then the 2 year old comments were even funnier. In Internet time that seemed like it was 20 or 30 years ago. I half expected to see someone say "that post was totally tops!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Fannyfannyinated Bootybootyinated Hiniehinieinated Tushtushinated Rumprumpinated And for the grand finale..... Patooshkapatooshkainated Gluteusmaximusgluteusmaximusinated hmmm... i wonder if.... Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Yup, that's shorter. Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the NEW second-longest word in the English language!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what about badonkadonkbadonkadonkinated?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well a badonka donk is essentially the latin extension of a word meaning "all that ass" so we can shorten up your word by incorporating the double "ass" in "assassinated" to just being "all that ass"-inated so now instead of "bodonkadonkbadonkadonk", we only need the root word "badonkadonk." Thus the word becomes Ba-donka-donkinated, which rolls off the tongue, in my opinion, a little better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"This morning i attended mbutt" "Last night i had dinner with the ambuttidor of Spain." "And then he buttailed me with a knife" "The woman hired a buttbuttin to do her dirty work." "They buttembled in the foyer." "I told him I didn't want to have sex, but he was so buttertive." "He carefully buttessed her." "He knew he shouldn't, but he kissed his buttociate anyway." "He gave her buttorted toys for her birthday." "She was nervous, but then he buttuaged her and she felt okay again." hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

From now on Im only ever handing in buttignments at university :')

by Anonymous 12 years ago