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+1,732Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?
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+156Thinking about Abraham Lincoln shitting in a bed pan and throwing it out the window makes you want to cringe, amirite?
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+32people use the commercial breaks to pee except during the superbowl game, amirite? Also about lincoln and john wilkes booth
+197It was a bit anti climatic when John Wilkes Booth jumped down from the balcony and broke his leg after assasinating Lincoln, amirite?
Grass? LOOK AT THE GRBUTT.
Sass? SHE GOT SBUTT
....no.
Would you prefer Grdonkey or Sdonkey instead?
Let me buttsist you with that
That would be (ass)sist. You're an S to high there mate.
I realize (: I was going by pronouciation so it would make more sense
Is it just me, or is it weird the majority of comments from 2 years ago are anon?
Actually only 38.5% are anonymous.
Correct.
Here's the work if anyone wants it.
http://ctrlv.in/125470
Ahh, I think we'll just take your word for it..
Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.
Why the shit did you cross multiply?
Because I like cross multiplication.
But it was completely unnecessary. Just take the number of anon's and divide that by the total number of comments. You obviously used a calculator to get such a long decimal in the first place.
"There are easier ways to do it, but I just like proportions."
But it just makes no sense.
You added steps and then ignored those steps and used a calculator.
I'm cross :P
It may be just the fever talking but I laughed at this a lot. Then the 2 year old comments were even funnier. In Internet time that seemed like it was 20 or 30 years ago. I half expected to see someone say "that post was totally tops!"
From now on Im only ever handing in buttignments at university :')
Rub it in :(
That is my new favorite word.
Or Fannyfannyinated
Bootybootyinated
Hiniehinieinated
Tushtushinated
Rumprumpinated
And for the grand finale.....
Patooshkapatooshkainated
Gluteusmaximusgluteusmaximusinated
hmmm... i wonder if....
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Yup, that's shorter. Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the NEW second-longest word in the English language!
what about badonkadonkbadonkadonkinated?
well a badonka donk is essentially the latin extension of a word meaning "all that ass" so we can shorten up your word by incorporating the double "ass" in "assassinated" to just being "all that ass"-inated so now instead of "bodonkadonkbadonkadonk", we only need the root word "badonkadonk." Thus the word becomes Ba-donka-donkinated, which rolls off the tongue, in my opinion, a little better.
"This morning i attended mbutt"
"Last night i had dinner with the ambuttidor of Spain."
"And then he buttailed me with a knife"
"The woman hired a buttbuttin to do her dirty work."
"They buttembled in the foyer."
"I told him I didn't want to have sex, but he was so buttertive."
"He carefully buttessed her."
"He knew he shouldn't, but he kissed his buttociate anyway."
"He gave her buttorted toys for her birthday."
"She was nervous, but then he buttuaged her and she felt okay again."
Butt.
I should start using that...
that is awesome! if i could agree with you more than once i would :D
Made my dayyy :D
ha, that made me crack up.
Haha. Crack.
hahaha. (:
haha
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Amirite comments have evolved so much in 2 years...
Yeaaahh.. We have become a bit intolerant of some comments..
haha
I'm smiling like a fool over here for being in that picture.
that is hilarious. me and my friends would always say that when in halo it would say "you assassinated ___"
it's a bad word, not a bad combination of 3 letters. assassination doesn't have the /word/ ass in it.
god, its funny, don't ruin it with your smart person talk
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