+521 It sucks when the doorbell rings and you're in your underwear, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The UPS man has a package for me, and I have a little something for him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you implying that you are a whore and that you want to answer the door for the hot UPS man and let him stick his throbbing thick penis into your wet slimy slut vagina?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just going to invite him inside for some milk and cookies. Just trying to be generous during this holiday season. My gosh, why must people perceive things so perversely?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's even worse in the winter because you're freezing your nubs off outside after you rang the doorbell because you left the house without pants

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It sucks when the doorbell rings and you forget you're in your underwear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago