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They probably named oranges before they named carrots, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
The first carrots were never orange, people messed with them untill they were.
by Anonymous13 years ago
demetri martin<3
by Anonymous13 years ago
They probably named demetri martin before they made this joke.
by Anonymous13 years ago
the first carrots were purple
by Anonymous13 years ago
Demetri Martin. Person.
Best 48 minutes of my life was watching that on Netflix.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Long pointies?
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOLL
by Anonymous13 years ago
IF I smack you across the face, will you stop using Demetri Martin quotes?
Yes?
Thanks.
by Anonymous13 years ago
hahahahaha, can I punch them?? :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
(kristen(:): @190873 (Anonymous):
I give Demetri Martin full credit for this amirite post and give him official ninja status because his jokes are witty and smart.
Pfft. You guys need to lighten up.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ohh i saw thiss on Demetri Martin: Person last night haha.
:)
by Anonymous13 years ago
carrots were originally purple/pink. the dutch royal family had them genetically modified because orange is the dutch royal colour :)
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