+786 They probably named oranges before they named carrots, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The first carrots were never orange, people messed with them untill they were.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

demetri martin<3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They probably named demetri martin before they made this joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the first carrots were purple

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Demetri Martin. Person. Best 48 minutes of my life was watching that on Netflix.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Long pointies?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOLL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IF I smack you across the face, will you stop using Demetri Martin quotes? Yes? Thanks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahahaha, can I punch them?? :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(kristen(:): @190873 (Anonymous): I give Demetri Martin full credit for this amirite post and give him official ninja status because his jokes are witty and smart. Pfft. You guys need to lighten up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ohh i saw thiss on Demetri Martin: Person last night haha. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

carrots were originally purple/pink. the dutch royal family had them genetically modified because orange is the dutch royal colour :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago