Having an iphone is like having a huge dick, you just want to whip it out and play with it all the time, amirite?

Ima assuming u have a small penis

hahaha this IS funny

Ok that is true about the iPhone but not the d*ck

I have both

No, because I like talking to people and enjoying looking at the world and not at a screen all the time. Plus its just a smartphone. No big deal.

LOL.