Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for, and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone. amirite?

I knew a Swiss man named Colby who once lost his wallet. He was so Feda and upset and he is a Muenster when he's angry, so I looked at my friend and said "Ricotta get out of here" My friend said "Colby and his son, Jack, Havarti left. I noticed the wallet on the Velveeta chair, so I told him "I see it, Monchego after them"

That's cheesy

i don't get the provolone part...

This took me so long to understand.

I take no credit for this. I found it on another site and thought it was funny. I'm not that clever.

I lol'ed.