+130 Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for, and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'ed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Parma-John): Parma-John. Lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This took me so long to understand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew a Swiss man named Colby who once lost his wallet. He was so Feda and upset and he is a Muenster when he's angry, so I looked at my friend and said "Ricotta get out of here" My friend said "Colby and his son, Jack, Havarti left. I noticed the wallet on the Velveeta chair, so I told him "I see it, Monchego after them"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's cheesy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww beat me to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I take no credit for this. I found it on another site and thought it was funny. I'm not that clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get the provolone part...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Prove alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago