+462 Whoever invented fire should have patented that. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

umm...that would be nature

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nature can't invent things. Nature can't patent things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, nobody invented fire... they discovered it and were able to harness its abilities.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea nobody invented fire. That's like saying someone invented ice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First person to make something invented it. That's the way it goes. First person to make ice should have patented ice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They didn't MAKE it. They discovered that these things could happen. You can't patent items you didn't make. If you could I'm sure astronomers would have patented the sun a long time ago and charge everybody who uses solar power. You're a freaking idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So then... nobody invented the spear because there were already sharp sticks?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are still an idiot. Fire is not an inventable item. And congrats on thumbing your own comment up you stupid piece of shit. People like you don't deserve to get taxpayers to pay for your worthless brain to get an education.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't talk to me about taxpayers and taxpayer's money when you don't pay taxes. I pay taxes; I pay for my own education. Just because you cannot imagine things from a different angle, doesn't mean you need to insult my intelligence. I hope that one day you can express yourself without using swear words, and sound like a decent person when having an argument. Maybe one day you'll learn to think outside the box a little yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow because swearing makes someone sounds stupid? I would think the fact that a person who doesn't know that fire cannot be invented or patented would be a bit more idiotic than someone who curses. And I do pay taxes, so boohoo to you acting like you do so fucking much. Oh and btw "imaging things from a different angle" is not the same thing as stating a wrong thing as fact. You're just trying to play off your stupidity as intelligence because OMG you're thinking outside the box! No, you're so deep in the box you can't even see where the freaking opening is. And considering you went to public schools at least once in your life, taxpayers have at one time paid for your schooling and considering how little you are putting it to use, you don't deserve it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Yawn*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that's the kind of shit unintelligent and useless people do when they have nothing to say to someone putting them in their place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would you consider me smart for telling you to eat a dick? Just curious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you naming off some of your favorite past times? I would consider you smart if you realized what the meaning of inventing was. Or do you think that people invented milk also? I mean, really why can't the dude who "invented" milk just patent that already? You can't even see how freaking dumb you really are and that's the astonishing part, you really do think that you have some semblance of intelligence. It's true, ignorance is bliss as they say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What will you say next?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fire was discovered, as was ice pretty much...it's not "imagining things from a different angle"...it's just being stubborn really.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe they shoulve invented patening so they could patent it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn. You just shattered my universe. Brilliant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mission Accomplished.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

18(19) replies until someone understands what I'm getting at.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy crap, you actually counted the replies.... kudos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'm not that slick. It counts for you. Its the bubble next to the no ways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohh well a least I learned something today..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well this was interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao. agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was 100% creeping your profile as you replied to that. imjusayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No worries. I just returned re favor creeped your profile. Pedobear...aye well atleast your admit it eh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What the fuck just happened?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey guys guess what?! if one counted fire as an invention they wouldn't be able to to patent it because I don't think that cavemen gave a shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago