+259 How the fuck did North Korea get into the world cup??? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe South Africa got confused since North Korea's full title is "The People's Democratic Republic of North Korea". I wish I was kidding, but I'm not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha thats probably it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. Or maybe they just put "Kim Jong Il's Funland" on the registration form...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think they just threatened everyone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha thats plausible. "YOU LET US KICK BALL AT NET OR WE NUKE YOU!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they have a big brother named China.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They qualified, just like all the other teams in the World Cup.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That game made me laugh so hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine what happened when they lost and had to go back home. ...like do you think Kim Jong Il had the entire country shun them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard the players had some kind of torture and the the coach was sent to labor camp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The players were going to be sent to work in coal mines, but I'm not sure if they went through with that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i believe the players and coach were subjected to hours of 'ideological insults' whatever that may mean. also it was believed that the coach suffered further punishment, however the fifa probe that investigated reported no foul play. the best part is that the match against portugal was the first football match ever telecast live on public tv in north korea

by Anonymous 13 years ago