+330 Guys: You can just walk into any Wal-Mart and pull a pair of your-sized jeans off the rack. Women have to search for hours in expensive stores to find jeans that don't make them look like a) a slut or b) a grandmother. So stop complaining when you get kicked in the nuts. We have to shop. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually find it rather easy to find myself jeans. It might take a while and about twenty pairs, but I never leave a store w/o finding one I like. What exactly are slut jeans anyway? Extremely low rise or skinny ones? Unless the jeans are so low it turns anything into a belly shirt I don't find them more slutty than a pair of leggings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

slutty meaning the super low stuff or the ones so tight you can't move

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT BRAND JEANS YOU WEAR!!!!!!!!! no one would even notice the logo unless they are staring right at your @$$ and then they are not staring to determine whether they are A&F or Hollister.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude.. over stating it much? Girls put WAY too much thought into shopping imo. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Getting kicked in the balls hurts. :S It's like a soccer ball going 2mph causes pain for 2-5 minutes. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So my point being, the power of a kick could A) prevent you from having the child you oh, so dreamed of having B) bring you the pain for hours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So does giving birth, and labor pains can last for quite a while. And sometimes, the complications end up being life threatening. Just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry I didn't mean to tell you that stickysnail I meant to reply to chick that was throwing the pregnancy card.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does that have to do with being kicked in the balls?? Let's just chuck a football at girls boobs. I heard that hurts. hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly it's attacking an organ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it hurts like shnites!! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@$$? Hahahah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk about everyone else but I don't buy my jeans at Wal-mart. Or any other clothes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To the OP: Dumbass. Not all men's jeans are the same, as you imply. They can be different, but guess what? We don't whine and complain about it. We find what works, then buy it. And gettin kicked in the nuts? Are you really comparing buying pants to getting kicked in the nuts? Trust me, there is no comparison. Buying pants will never leave anyone in excruciating pain or unable to have children, unlike a swift kick in the testes. I conclude that you are either blond, a disgrace to womankind, are PMSing, or some combination of the three. P.S.- Go fuck yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you, sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys can't blame everything on PMS. and blond stereotypes come from bleached blonds, thank you very much. sooooo stick with disgrace to womankind, yes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would like to say that I do not agree with the "Go fuck yourself." part. Unless he is implying that she should masturbate, because that isn't necessarily mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd rather go shopping than get hit in the nuts. A lot of girls love to go shopping. I have yet to meet a guy who loves getting hit in the nads.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hah. I promise I'm not actually that dumb. I know getting kicked in the nuts is way more painful than shopping. Hell, getting kicked in the boobs is more painful than shopping. I was conveying the psychological "pain" and frustration that weird-shaped women (like me) have to go through. I didn't mean for everyone to take it completely seriously . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I know it was a joke. I just commented so that some idiot reading this wouldn't think that shopping was actually worse than a kick to the nuts. You'd be surprised by the stupidity of some people haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it's better than telling me to go fuck myself ;) (See above comment)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha. I didn't even see that part when I agreed with it haha. Cleared that up real quick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I completely agree with the masturbation part dude. If i wanted to cover up being a dick by telling her to go fuck herself id definitely take the "oh hey i just meant u shud masturbate" route. Plus nothing wrong with that eh? =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was in agreeance up until the last part, wtf -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The last part was pretty random.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We can walk into Wal-Marts and pick jeans in our size because we don't care about brands or what people think of us. "Stop complaining, we have to shop" Wtf, when do women not like to shop? Get over yourself and just wear jeans in your size, regardless of the look. Guys aren't gonna dislike you based on your jeans, though if you think like this they'll dislike you based on your stuck up personality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't care what brand of jeans I wear. But every brand of jeans has slightly different sizing. it makes it very frustrating sometimes. and for the record, I hate shopping. I can never find jeans that fit me right. oh, and it's about comfort, not the look. I don't really give a shit about what guys think about my clothes, partly because they don't notice anyway. I care how I feel in them, because at least I notice that. PS. The post is a joke. It's not meant to be taken seriously. Thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I'm merely pointing out you don't have to go to expensive stores to shop, as you point out in your post. If you don't care what guys (or people in general) think, you should be perfectly able to find comfortable jeans at low prices at places like WalMart, Target, Burlington Coat Factory, etc. I don't understand how jeans can make you look like a slut. How can jeans make you look slutty? They cover your entire lower body. The only way to see them as slutty is is they're super tight or somehow are lower than your butt. Your train of thought baffles me. Here you are complaining about shopping, and then out of nowhere you compare it to getting kicked in the nuts. I don't mean to be a dick, even if I'm coming off as one right now. This entire site is made up of various opinions, you've stated yours and I'm merely stating mine. I wish you the best in your shopping endeavors.

by Anonymous 13 years ago