+319 Contacts are the best thing in the world, except for when you can't get them in, then you just get annoyed, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or when you can't get them out, that's just as bad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or when they fall out at the worst times. Or dry up. Other than that, I love them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's what she said.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Replace 'contacts' with 'penises.'

by Anonymous 14 years ago

geez, anon, exactly what I was thinking.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or when you get them in but there's lint on it and it hurts so bad

by Anonymous 14 years ago