+586 The problem with losing something that you weren't supposed to have is that you can't ask anyone to help you find it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mom, have you seen my high powered vibrator?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea like my pipe im all looking for it and my mom is "que buscas mijo?" and im like "nothin' mom"

by Anonymous 13 years ago