+295 You want a unicorn? Buy a horse, paint it pink, and glue a horn on its head. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not the same! Then it wouldn't be magical!! =O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

then buy it a big hat a wand and some trick cards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope. Still not a true unicorn, dude.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

youre just never satisfied, are you?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's not it. I just have hope that real unicorns DO exist!! Is that so wrong?! =O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes it is. we cant afford hope. not in this economical situation.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Lanz):can we give is a box and a saw to cut someone in half with too?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A unicorn is not pink. White.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IT'S NOT THE SAME

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did the first two, but where do I find the horn?!?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, and give the horse chemical poisoning and give it facial scars for the rest of its life along the way!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the real joke is that you used glue on a horse

by Anonymous 14 years ago

youre me before i got an account

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and incase someone didnt get it, glue is made from horses

by Anonymous 14 years ago

glue is made from horses?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yupp havent you read animal farm? they sold the horse to the glue factory so they could buy whiskey

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, Unicorns are white silly. I've never even heard of a pink unicorn in my life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago