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Using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts, it just doesn’t make sense, amirite?

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Using the word "analogy" instead of "simile" is like that time grandpa ate that whole raw badger and snorted sugar until 3am.

Your comment is as opaque as a moose's gardener.
I mean, seriously.

Anonymous +23Reply
@Your comment is as opaque as a moose's gardener. I mean, seriously.

Really? I found it as clear as a duck with a limp!

Anonymous +18Reply

Remember, we are all just ducks on the bridge of life.

I love the people here XD

@Asiatheduck I love the people here XD

(ImaDuck):They're as lovely as throwing stones down a chimney.

Anonymous +20Reply

ikr?! if you're using confusing analogies, you might as well be leading a monkey to a candy store!

Anonymous +17Reply

Reading these comments was like riding a duck in a desert!

I wish we could add individual comments to our favorites.

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haha i know! i love the people here

What's with all the ducks?

this insaneness is as chaotic as a walrus eating your birthday cake on betty whites bed

These comments make me laugh as hard as a new born rhino skydiving in Nevada.

Reading these comments is like watching King Leonidus volunteer at the local soup kitchen.

haha the people on the post are like dinosaurs ordering a big mac

this post is as silly as a couch cushions cheese-in-law on the fourth of July.

These comments make my insides tickle like a glass of milk poured over a seal. =D

Anonymous +11Reply

You people are as unfunny as a redneck flying Jafar on a magic carpet.

These comments are as crazy as Abraham Lincoln dancing on my cousins ceiling fan covered in capybara juice!

Anonymous +10Reply

These comments are as good as dogs in a shooting gallery.

These comments are like Justin Bieber making a good song.
Sorry, if this wasn't an analogy.

Anonymous +8Reply

These comments are like Wayne Brady on SNL.

Anonymous +8Reply

You guys are cooler than an emus flying in Alaska.

C-c-c-c-combo Breaker

Anonymous +8Reply

its like a jelly bazooka shooting cycloptic whales

This page of comments is like an orgy of random. strike that. It IS an orgy of random.

This is like peanut butter on the highway.

Thanks for spelling doughnut right!

This is better than Horace Slughorn riding a shark to New Hampshire to birth a kangaroo...

Reading these comments make me laugh as hard as when someone screams Get Back To The Kitchen.

Wow this post is as good as braiding your hair while skydiving into a mud puddle in Albany!

nuuu, you guys are cooler than an alpaca who is afraid of sweater vests & toenails.

Anonymous +4Reply

these comments remind me of that dude from icarly. gibby's friend who went on a date with same to the cheesecake warehouse?

Anonymous +3Reply

Huh

Anonymous +2Reply

These comments are as better that a time traveling panda in a hula skirt hopping around times square

Anonymous +1Reply

was the original comment off how i met your mother?

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@was the original comment off how i met your mother?

OMG, I hope not! Now I have to watch all the seasons and look for it. I quote that show all the time, I should know this! HIMYM is AWESOME! What up!

These comments are as funny as a beaver being chased through Mexico by a giant M&M

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What's interesting, is that this is a simile.

That's not an analogy, that's a simile. Good try though.

Anonymous -16Reply
@That's not an analogy, that's a simile. Good try though.

(Peanut butter): a comparison, nonetheless, in the same way that a pine tree dislikes rude party guests with plane tickets.

Anonymous +21Reply
@That's not an analogy, that's a simile. Good try though.

(Peanut butter): A simile is a type of analogy.

Anonymous +1Reply

I understand these comments clear as mud.

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@I understand these comments clear as mud.

that one actually makes sense. you fail.

@ilessthan3you that one actually makes sense. you fail.

mmm technically not, since the grammar is pretty off

@Qorbyn mmm technically not, since the grammar is pretty off

True. But without the grammar mistakes, it makes sense.

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