Also by oink+111Everyone wants to be rich, but the truth is, there is no rich without a poor, amirite?
Also about custom made+346People who buy custom-made toilet seats take their shit too seriously, amirite?
Also about granola bars+108Granola bars taste so much better when they've been in your pocket for a while and are slightly warmer and chewier, amirite?
Also about food and money+171It's stupid when people say they don't give hobos money because they'll just spend it on drugs and alcohol. I'm not saying you should give money to a hobo, I'm saying that's a stupid reason not to. They wouldn't be alive if all they spent it on was drugs and alcohol. They might spend your money on food, water, or a blanket and not even do drugs, amirite?
Also about granola bars+424One day, we'll be able to tell our grandkids about the time when granola bars were more than 2 inches long, the actual TV show took up more time than the commercials, the iTouch was exiting new technology, people died of cancer, and what an iceberg was. Now that will be one heck of a story, amirite?
Also about food and money+269It's kind of sad that we have to buy organic food to get real natural food. All food should be that way instead of being mostly fake to get the most money out of it. amirite?