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Also by patrickmajor+938Why the fuck did they burn down the burrow in the sixth Harry Potter Movie, amirite?
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Also by patrickmajor+371For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism, amirite?
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unless it's wet sand.
Then you just have a mess
Sand is not a very good example.
I would say "A relationship is like water in your hand, if you hold it gently, it will slowly slip away, but if you squeeze it too tightly, not a single drop will stay in your hand."
Now... if only I have a cup...
"The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers." - Princess Leia
It's sad that this was the first thing I thought of, amirite?
No Way! That's the basis for this joke, I just didn't think anyone but a select few would understand. We rock, amirite?
you should say holding the sand gently, not loosely. Because holding a relationship "loosely" makes it sound like you don't really care much about it.