+899 Mary explaining to joseph about how she was suddenly pregnant mustve been an awkward conversation, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mary: you know how we've never has sex? Joseph:uhhhh yeahhhh Mary: Well Im pregnant. Joseph:JESUS CHRIST

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats.. thats great. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jim gaffigan ftw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mary: oh so you already know about that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think God talked to Joseph telling him the story. But I also think Joe was much older , maybe sex wasn't a big deal to him, maybe he just wanted a wife.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

ANNNNND @352161 (maura17): I believe in God and I think that's a win! :) -xoxo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol jim gaffigan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL seeing as how I honestly don't believe in god and all that..I have to agree it would be awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I don't want to go all Christian on you guys, but she went to visit her cousin or something after knowing she was going to marry Joseph and when she came back she looked pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually an angel was the one who told Joseph. At first he didn't believe or trust Mary, but once the angel came, the two were back to supporting each other

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For everyone that put serious comments, I think this post is referring to a joke by Jim Gaffigan as most of the comments are quoting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mary: I'm pregnant Joseph: Holy mother of God Mary: Youre right! Joseph: Jesus Christ! Mary: What a great name Joe! Much better than Schmuel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JIM GAFFIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There must be a story about that in the bible. Joseph must have been very much in love with Mary because back then premarital pregnancy was abig offense.

by Anonymous 7 years ago

*sigh*

by Anonymous 4 years ago

like these bible stories are real smh

by Anonymous 4 years ago