+867 You'd be able to do more push ups if the Internet was never created. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who said anything about push ups? It's pull ups that are the damned problem!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can do the same amount of pushups now and before I had my 28.8k modem gods, that reads atrociously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think she means we would be alot stronger and healthier if the internet werent invented (a.k.a. sitting on our butts all day)

by Anonymous 13 years ago