-587 You wear a condom when you go to see a movie so you can pee without getting up, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seriously? Guys do this? That's either really messed up or really genius.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You must not know how condoms work. There's absolutely no room in there to hold any liquid when you're erect and when you're flaccid there's no way it would stay on.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Actually I do know how condoms work. There IS room when you're erect. That's why you pinch the top when you put it on smart one, so that there's room to catch the semen. Geez, some people...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A bit of semen is very different than a bladder full of urine. I don't know about other guys but I pee a hell of a lot more than I cum.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's because you've never been with me ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Even though you're probably a dude, I like what you said just there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No I'm a girl. But its flattering that you think so highly of me as to be blessed with a penis. Not actually, I like my vagina.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sometimes I wonder just how people come up with posts like this that make me go: WTF?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ingenious! ....If you pee a teaspoon at a time

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thats why you bring a pack.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I made this as a troll post before I got an account.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is hilarious. And actually you just go in an empty cup... lol jk

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't understand..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Andrea) Actually there is a small bubble built in at the end so you don't have to pinch it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's why I just take an empty bottle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That idea...is so crazy that... a retard must have thought it up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no, usually i forget my condoms at home, but today i went to see inception and it worked perfectly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'm worried about those 44 people who said yes....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you are a genius!

by Anonymous 14 years ago