+1,315 If swimming helps us stay fit why are whales fat? Why does everyone want to got to heaven but no one wants to die? Shall i say that there is racial discrimination in chess cuz the white piece must be moved 1st? If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why do we still call it a building when its already built? Funny world,eh. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We park on driveways and drive on parkways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

study halls are in rooms

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow, in one post you've made more good points than ive made all day, haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Canadians <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not EVERYONE wants to go to "heaven," which is not real. Don't make generalizations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stfu

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*favorited* xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whales aren't fat. They are big. Not everyone wants to go to heaven.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Despite whether or not you believe in heaven or not, why in the world would you not want to go there?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because me being in heaven would mean I'm dead. The whole idea of heaven is that you have everything you could possible want, but what if everything I possible want is the person I care about most that is still alive? I don't want to wish them dead, but I'd be unhappy without them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wtf be quiet. ur making it so complicated

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because no one knows what it's really like if it exists. It could be eternal torture. Who's to say it's not? Exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude Chill =.="

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm chilled. Chilled like a dead woman's vagina.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dead Woman is dead, and decayed, and hot since shes in a cofffin, about six feet and 4 inches below the Earth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanna go to heaven. It's real. As real as hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Besides the heaven and whale bits, good post. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i agree, nice post. i favorited.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...and yet the only reaction i had was to asume you were a canadian. eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whales are kewl. Don't call them fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Whales have blubber to insulate them, otherwise they would die. The only animals that get unhealthily fat are humans/our pets. 2. Probably they want to live as long as possible first? 3. No, you shan't. It's actually more of a beige anyway. 4. Because they are not branches in a literal sense. 5. Because square boxes are cheaper to manufacture. 6. Oh fine. You got me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

white people arent exactly "white" either. dumbass. and only a douchebag with no life would sit there and try to disect a supposed-to-be funny thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pizza boxes are square so you can get the pizza out of the box easily

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha people take it too seriously its just a joke :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*A lot* of mothers want their kids to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians along the way :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

like like why dont lasagna and bologna rhyme??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha:) Good one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you all

by Anonymous 13 years ago