Pirates pwn because they have Johnny Depp, amirite?

Pirates are awesome because they help stop global warming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

true. also they are the messengers from the Spaghetti Monster. xD (just wiki Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster lol)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. May his noodlyness be with you! R'amen!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ramen. I am so glad that there are other Pastafarians out there. May the grace of his al dente tentacles bless you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoever is Captain_Obvious, you are fricken awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you *bows*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you like pirates then you have never seen a ninja... although ninjas are never seen... they blend in with the shadows... the are as silent as a leaf... and defenatly pwn pirates.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(ninja of the N.I.C): @205748 (ninja of the N.I.C): That would have been a lot more affective if you had used proper spelling...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ninjas "pwn"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just using the word pwn alone makes this really awesome! And pirates pwn on a different level that ninjas!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pirates have Johnny Depp but, ninjas have Jackie Chan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Johnny Depp is hotter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BitchWhore) but Jackie Chan is more bad ass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way. Nobody has a badder ass than JOhnny Depp ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BitchWhore) What about Jet Lee who broke Chuck Norris's arm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck Norris later killed him in his sleep and made a clone of him to cover up his death.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BitchWhore) touche.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BitchWhore) I still say Jackie Chan and Jet Lee pwn Johnny Depp

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jet lee cant pwn him cause chuck norris killed him. and jackie chan is an old geezer and johnny depp is a sexy beast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT IN THE HELL IS PWN?

by Anonymous 5 years ago