Ella Enchanted would be totally screwed over if she lived nowadays, amirite?

I never understood why someone didn't tell her "Ella, don't do anything unless you want to."

Haha if someone said, "Go fuck yourself."

She'd be good at listening to the GPS.

She would have perfected sandwich making, though.

literally.

Suck my dick! haha

I would finally be screwed.

"We need to give the Ogres their land back!!!!"
"Hey, Ella. Calm your tits."

I was totally thinking this when I was re-reading the book awhile ago

Grow some balls.