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Just because i am a middle aged man walking down the same sidewalk (in a huge city, no less) does not mean i'm a rapist. Besides, even if i was, you're fat and hideous and wearing clothes that make you look like a sausage. Don't flatter yourself by being scared of me, amirite?

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But, you have a mustache that automatically turns you into a rapist.

Anonymous +23Reply

I'm not middle aged, but I couldn't agree more.

Big_Bosss avatar Big_Boss Yeah You Are +10Reply

so you're implying that only attractive people ever get raped, and the reason that they're raped is because they look good?

Anonymous +9Reply

Once by dad was just walking around near where my uncle lives, and all the neighbors started calling each other about the "Suspicious man" outside. They even called my uncle. It was pretty funny.

Middle aged man? You make up 1% of amirite's population.

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