+298 Just because i am a middle aged man walking down the same sidewalk (in a huge city, no less) does not mean i'm a rapist. Besides, even if i was, you're fat and hideous and wearing clothes that make you look like a sausage. Don't flatter yourself by being scared of me, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not middle aged, but I couldn't agree more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But, you have a mustache that automatically turns you into a rapist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so you're implying that only attractive people ever get raped, and the reason that they're raped is because they look good?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It doesn't hurt.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

rape doesn't hurt?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once by dad was just walking around near where my uncle lives, and all the neighbors started calling each other about the "Suspicious man" outside. They even called my uncle. It was pretty funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Middle aged man? You make up 1% of amirite's population.

by Anonymous 12 years ago