+463 God gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great words of wisdom!! :-)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha I saw this on jerry springer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be impossible for everyone to take this advice...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because it is so hard to listen to inanimate things like the ocean or a forest, right? Since listening to birds chirp doesn't count as hearing (sarcasm)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about Morgan Freeman? I would hate it if he took this advice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I made this one a while ago...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is so cheesy. And it would be nice if you didn't have to include your imaginary friend in this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually we have two ears for the same reason we have two eyes, so we can tell direction. Also, you were given two legs and one brain, so you should think less and f*ck off more. Don't come up with asinine reasons for your physiology, think practically.

by Anonymous 13 years ago