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God gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Great words of wisdom!! :-)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hahahaha I saw this on jerry springer
by Anonymous13 years ago
It would be impossible for everyone to take this advice...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Because it is so hard to listen to inanimate things like the ocean or a forest, right?
Since listening to birds chirp doesn't count as hearing
(sarcasm)
by Anonymous13 years ago
What about Morgan Freeman? I would hate it if he took this advice.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I made this one a while ago...
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is so cheesy. And it would be nice if you didn't have to include your imaginary friend in this post.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually we have two ears for the same reason we have two eyes, so we can tell direction.
Also, you were given two legs and one brain, so you should think less and f*ck off more.
Don't come up with asinine reasons for your physiology, think practically.
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