+635 If someone was ever actually on fire, I doubt they'd have a clear enough conscience to stop, drop, and roll. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If your skin was burning, you'd want to put it out. Who in their right mind wouldn't at least try it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By clear enough concious i mean you probably won't be able to think clearly enough to say "Ok stop drop and roll." You'll be too busy thinking "HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your right. Dipshit's like you have trouble putting simple actions together in order to stop pain. Shut your whinny ass up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Looks like you're one of those idiots who thinks he's so smart. Well at least you gave me an excuse to speak like an unintelligent moron. Shut the hell up and get a life you retarded pile of shit. Do us all a favor and light yourself on fire. The world has enough dumbasses like you as it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is definetly right, most people wouldn't immediatley stop drop and roll. But that's probably the first thing a bystander would yell so it's all good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

youre right its more like "HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE!!!!" *slap at the flames vigorously and vainly"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you mean clear mind not clear conscience, i dont think anyone feels too guilty to stop drop and roll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah my bad. Conscious sounds better in that sentence though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

conscious is still different from conscience. it means "aware"... i think you'd be aware that you're on fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what i mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago