Underwear is a waste of money. They have no use. Amirite?

Use 6: Captain Underpants needs a costume.

Use 1:Makes changing in gym class less awkward.

Use 2: Makes it so your butt doesn't get rashes from rubbing against your jeans.

Use 3: It makes sure blood doesn't go all over your pants and legs when you're having your period.

Use 4: Your jeans don't go up your butt.

Use 5: makes it so no one sees your butt if you have a whole in your pants

Use 7: Makes a handy dandy purse if you sew up the leg holes

Use 8: Keeps your dick from flopping all over the place, and getting denim burn.

Use 9: It feels comfortable when it's touching your genitals and ass.

Use 13: It gives us a fealing of hope and comfort

Hahaha I thought I was the only one who thought this! And socks are pointless to me , as well.

Use 15: You get to show off your pretty patterns when changing in front of other people.

Use 16: It isn't as terrible to have your pants fall down.
Use 17: Wedgies won't be showing off your ass cheeks.

Use 18: Britney Spears wouldn't have lost popularity.
(and we can't have her gaining more popularity...)

If you're not wearing underwear right now..-shudder-.